tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2754318261708934392011-07-30T14:12:08.832-03:00::Sociabilidade Seletiva::Blog é um menino de rua que cheira cola e pede 1 real pra comprar leite pro irmão, ele usa como plano de marketing a velha frase: "Ei tia, me dá 1 real pra eu comprar leite pro meu irmãozinho que ficou em casa..."
"Pô tia: eu podia tá matando, roubando, mas tô aqui pedindo..."A Irmãhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05053139715887164223noreply@blogger.comBlogger1001100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-275431826170893439.post-48509042765228214102010-01-31T13:10:00.002-03:002010-01-31T13:13:46.375-03:00Top Model...<font size=4>Ou o caminho do inferno...</font><br /><br /><center><br /><br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_pvxp0PwPHBQ/S2Wr8fPz0XI/AAAAAAAAAXU/sWu3olTtVz0/s1600-h/medo.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 240px; height: 400px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_pvxp0PwPHBQ/S2Wr8fPz0XI/AAAAAAAAAXU/sWu3olTtVz0/s400/medo.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5432937581160681842" /></a><br /><br /><a href="http://www.orkut.com.br/Main#Profile?uid=8842471660843573133">A fonte da juventude (pra não falar palavrão)</a><br /></center><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/275431826170893439-4850904276522821410?l=convencaodosautistas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Maluco do Pãohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07477421842910268684noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-275431826170893439.post-17552245762748974572010-01-31T01:29:00.003-03:002010-01-31T01:33:17.217-03:00Sobre pronúncias... Ou...<Font size=6> Só pra não perder o costume...</font><br /><br /><center><br /><object width="625" height="544"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/VUcfTGbSuRo&hl=pt_BR&fs=1&color1=0xe1600f&color2=0xfebd01"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/VUcfTGbSuRo&hl=pt_BR&fs=1&color1=0xe1600f&color2=0xfebd01" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="625" height="544"></embed></object><br /></center><br /><br /><br /><Font size=2> Obervação: mudanças futuras estão previstas para o Blog, acompanhem ;)</font><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/275431826170893439-1755224576274897457?l=convencaodosautistas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Maluco do Pãohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07477421842910268684noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-275431826170893439.post-85311719991025636932010-01-22T10:06:00.008-03:002010-01-22T10:20:11.169-03:00O retrorno dos banhos malditos...<div><div style="text-align: center; "><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#33CC00;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;">Pior do que o Jason na saga Sexta-Feira Treze...</span></span></b></div><div style="text-align: center; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#3366FF;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;"><br /></span></b></span></div><div style="text-align: center; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-weight: bold; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;">Eis que temos: a volta da enquete que abalou o </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#3366FF;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;">Convenção dos Autistas</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;">!</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF0000;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;"><br /></span></b></span></div><div style="text-align: center; "><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#993399;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;">Responda rápido: qual desses banhos lhe causou mais medo?????????</span></span></b></div><div style="text-align: center; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF0000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-large;"><b><br /></b></span></span></div></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_27DaeLWphSI/S1mktTqpprI/AAAAAAAAAVI/Zpo7QefM-MI/s1600-h/0,,17919991-FMM,00.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 285px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_27DaeLWphSI/S1mktTqpprI/AAAAAAAAAVI/Zpo7QefM-MI/s400/0,,17919991-FMM,00.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5429551924052076210" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#33CC00;"><b><br /></b></span></div><div><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_27DaeLWphSI/S1mjwzC9AtI/AAAAAAAAAVA/zC31mOZGd0c/s1600-h/59120780.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 300px; height: 400px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_27DaeLWphSI/S1mjwzC9AtI/AAAAAAAAAVA/zC31mOZGd0c/s400/59120780.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5429550884503487186" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_27DaeLWphSI/S1mjttBGnOI/AAAAAAAAAU4/n1v0Yi0GtDo/s1600-h/58899197.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 267px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_27DaeLWphSI/S1mjttBGnOI/AAAAAAAAAU4/n1v0Yi0GtDo/s400/58899197.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5429550831345507554" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_27DaeLWphSI/S1mjp_I2MSI/AAAAAAAAAUw/JaqKqbRfvRc/s1600-h/58888685.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 300px; height: 400px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_27DaeLWphSI/S1mjp_I2MSI/AAAAAAAAAUw/JaqKqbRfvRc/s400/58888685.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5429550767490347298" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_27DaeLWphSI/S1mjl-RJS0I/AAAAAAAAAUo/j9LWYZ_pLvU/s1600-h/58874164.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 293px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_27DaeLWphSI/S1mjl-RJS0I/AAAAAAAAAUo/j9LWYZ_pLvU/s400/58874164.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5429550698537241410" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF0000;"><b><br /></b></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#3366FF;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Um agradecimento especial ao Blog da Pga, que mesmo sem saber contribui bastante com a gente! hehehehe</span></b></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#3366FF;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-large;"><b><br /></b></span></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/275431826170893439-8531171999102563693?l=convencaodosautistas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>A Irmãhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05053139715887164223noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-275431826170893439.post-53672682989287971422010-01-22T09:08:00.002-03:002010-01-22T09:11:31.836-03:00Pracas do meu Braziu!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_27DaeLWphSI/S1mVhqXcbtI/AAAAAAAAAUg/C-P2GFHZXiQ/s1600-h/IMG0013A.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 244px; height: 240px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_27DaeLWphSI/S1mVhqXcbtI/AAAAAAAAAUg/C-P2GFHZXiQ/s400/IMG0013A.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5429535231312686802" /></a><br /><div><br /></div><div><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_27DaeLWphSI/S1mVc9JqxqI/AAAAAAAAAUY/miExHuQ_Jss/s1600-h/IMG0012A.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 240px; height: 320px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_27DaeLWphSI/S1mVc9JqxqI/AAAAAAAAAUY/miExHuQ_Jss/s400/IMG0012A.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5429535150455834274" /></a><br /></div><div><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#3366FF;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;"><b>Uma imagem vale mais que mil palavras!</b></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#3366FF;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;"><b>Duas então...</b></span></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/275431826170893439-5367268298928797142?l=convencaodosautistas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>A Irmãhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05053139715887164223noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-275431826170893439.post-35014155219078502312010-01-14T10:41:00.005-03:002010-01-14T11:00:30.945-03:00O que vale na vida é ser feliz!<div><div style="text-align: center; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF0000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;">E depois dizem que a GLOBO não influencia a população!</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#3366FF;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;">Maldito BBB10!</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#3366FF;"><br /></span></div></div><div><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_27DaeLWphSI/S08hqq-yrKI/AAAAAAAAAUQ/uNCcoKv2BYc/s1600-h/56096296-f7a7a2106bd1aa17148872fe8d84f72a.4b4f1e1c-full.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 321px; height: 400px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_27DaeLWphSI/S08hqq-yrKI/AAAAAAAAAUQ/uNCcoKv2BYc/s400/56096296-f7a7a2106bd1aa17148872fe8d84f72a.4b4f1e1c-full.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5426593092980616354" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#3366FF;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF0000;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;">Valeu Boninho!</span></b></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#3333FF;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;">Que saudade da câmera analógica com 12 poses e da máquina de escrever!</span></span></b></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/275431826170893439-3501415521907850231?l=convencaodosautistas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>A Irmãhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05053139715887164223noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-275431826170893439.post-76904009201546109242010-01-13T09:44:00.003-03:002010-01-14T10:58:03.927-03:00Falha Nossa...<div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51); "><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;">Sou eu que não manjo muito dessas paradas de gente famosa ou a </span></b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF0000;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;">Taís Araújo</span></b></span><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;"> não é loira?</span></b></span></div><div><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_27DaeLWphSI/S03ARhA312I/AAAAAAAAAUI/kG3PvESGZmA/s1600-h/imagem.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_27DaeLWphSI/S03ARhA312I/AAAAAAAAAUI/kG3PvESGZmA/s400/imagem.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5426204533203654498" /></a><br /><div><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#33FF33;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;">Vai saber... Essa gente depois que vira </span></b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF0000;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;">Helena </span></b></span><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;">de </span></b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF0000;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;">Manoel Carlos</span></b></span><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;"> muda tanto!</span></b></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/275431826170893439-7690400920154610924?l=convencaodosautistas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>A Irmãhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05053139715887164223noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-275431826170893439.post-49473983307309242742010-01-13T03:05:00.003-03:002010-01-13T03:14:27.305-03:00Espírito esportivo<Font size=6> Ou qualquer coisa do gênero...</font><br /><br /><center><br /><object width="625" height="544"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/jIO6G4fLmTk&hl=pt_BR&fs=1&color1=0x234900&color2=0x4e9e00"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/jIO6G4fLmTk&hl=pt_BR&fs=1&color1=0x234900&color2=0x4e9e00" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="625" height="544"></embed></object><br /></center><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/275431826170893439-4947398330730924274?l=convencaodosautistas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Maluco do Pãohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07477421842910268684noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-275431826170893439.post-64064371907812240092010-01-08T10:04:00.010-03:002010-01-08T10:31:40.484-03:00"Em se plantando, tudo dá..."<font size=5> Já tinha ouvido dizer que no Mercado Livre se vendia de tudo... Só não sabia que "tudo" era TUUUUUDO mesmo!!!</font><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_pvxp0PwPHBQ/S0czI3V2DaI/AAAAAAAAAXM/CwCNCW3rpL4/s1600-h/engracado05.gif"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 300px; height: 105px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_pvxp0PwPHBQ/S0czI3V2DaI/AAAAAAAAAXM/CwCNCW3rpL4/s400/engracado05.gif" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5424360503578594722" /></a><br /><br /><center> <br /><a href="http://produto.mercadolivre.com.br/MLB-120300370-_JM" target="blank"><font size=4>Clique se tiver coragem e idade suficiente para isso ;) </font></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><font size=4> E ainda dizem que a crise não chegou até o Brasil... <br /><br /></font></center><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /> <img src="http://dl.getdropbox.com/u/288881/comentario.gif"><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/275431826170893439-6406437190781224009?l=convencaodosautistas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Maluco do Pãohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07477421842910268684noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-275431826170893439.post-10574430864186166022010-01-07T10:42:00.005-03:002010-01-07T10:49:11.832-03:00Invenções fantásticas.<div><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_27DaeLWphSI/S0Xk4CN-4mI/AAAAAAAAAUA/WTpKIO9QhRM/s1600-h/Aqu%C3%A1rio.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 382px; height: 400px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_27DaeLWphSI/S0Xk4CN-4mI/AAAAAAAAAUA/WTpKIO9QhRM/s400/Aqu%C3%A1rio.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5423992977556955746" /></a><br /><div><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#3366FF;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;">Uééééééé... E aquele </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF0000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;">"trocinho"</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#3366FF;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;"> transparente com uma tampinha verde que eu tenho em casa há anos, se </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF0000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;">chamava</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#3366FF;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;"> como?</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#3366FF;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;"><br /></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#33CC00;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;">Pena que esse ano de invenções fantásticas já acabou!</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#33CC00;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;"><br /></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#33CC00;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;"><br /></span></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/275431826170893439-1057443086418616602?l=convencaodosautistas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>A Irmãhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05053139715887164223noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-275431826170893439.post-17742800596187470622009-12-27T03:49:00.004-03:002009-12-27T03:56:38.639-03:00Brasil-il-il-il<center><br /><font size=15> "Prefiro não comentar" </font><br /><br /><object width="625" height="544"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/t-_WYHT2mvw&hl=pt_BR&fs=1&color1=0x234900&color2=0x4e9e00"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/t-_WYHT2mvw&hl=pt_BR&fs=1&color1=0x234900&color2=0x4e9e00" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="625" height="544"></embed></object><br /><br /></center><br /><br /> <img src="http://dl.getdropbox.com/u/288881/comentario.gif"><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/275431826170893439-1774280059618747062?l=convencaodosautistas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Maluco do Pãohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07477421842910268684noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-275431826170893439.post-50563337946272957302009-12-23T18:11:00.003-03:002009-12-23T18:19:01.548-03:00Da série: propaganda é a alma do negócio<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_pvxp0PwPHBQ/SzKIyz6_wSI/AAAAAAAAAWw/-FiyDcr6mNM/s1600-h/Placas.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 261px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_pvxp0PwPHBQ/SzKIyz6_wSI/AAAAAAAAAWw/-FiyDcr6mNM/s400/Placas.JPG" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5418543708192620834" /></a><br /><br /><center><br /><font size=4>O recado foi passado, o problema é seu se não consegue entender ;)<br /></font><br /></center><br /><br /><br /><br /> <img src="http://dl.getdropbox.com/u/288881/comentario.gif"><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/275431826170893439-5056333794627295730?l=convencaodosautistas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Maluco do Pãohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07477421842910268684noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-275431826170893439.post-45195152630510967642009-12-10T17:07:00.007-03:002009-12-10T17:20:55.553-03:00Não sou ovo, mas ainda fico chocada...<font size=4>Depois da "dança da bundinha", da "dança da motinha", do "mexeu com a xuxa mexeu comigo", da "alfabetização em inglês" e outra esquisitices do tipo, essa séria a nova onda do momento?</font><br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_pvxp0PwPHBQ/SyFVYFJokqI/AAAAAAAAAWc/2FLNHIZ8c7U/s1600-h/print2.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 187px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_pvxp0PwPHBQ/SyFVYFJokqI/AAAAAAAAAWc/2FLNHIZ8c7U/s400/print2.JPG" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5413702099263853218" /></a><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_pvxp0PwPHBQ/SyFVfprwg1I/AAAAAAAAAWk/wRV_fGFzHVA/s1600-h/print.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 188px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_pvxp0PwPHBQ/SyFVfprwg1I/AAAAAAAAAWk/wRV_fGFzHVA/s400/print.JPG" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5413702229329740626" /></a><br /><br /><font size=3><br />Alguém tem um tradutor, decodificador, leitor de código de barra, óculos alienígena, raio laser ou qualquer coisa que me faça entender o que foi escrito nesse perfil???<br /><br /><center><br /><br />Para que eu já estou achando que o problema é comigo...</font><br /></center><br /><br /><br /> <img src="http://dl.getdropbox.com/u/288881/comentario.gif"><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/275431826170893439-4519515263051096764?l=convencaodosautistas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Maluco do Pãohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07477421842910268684noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-275431826170893439.post-17145202190179453722009-12-09T17:03:00.011-03:002009-12-09T17:19:25.511-03:00Mais um alfabetizado em Inglês...<div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#3366FF;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;">Depois de Sasha e Xuxa lançarem moda..</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#3366FF;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;">Essa coisa de ser alfabetizado em IngLês veio com tudo!</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#3366FF;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;">Já tô até vendo domingo no Fantástico com Regina Casé!</span></span></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_27DaeLWphSI/SyAFwK2TbBI/AAAAAAAAAT4/jgDZe-1WPD8/s1600-h/imagem.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_27DaeLWphSI/SyAFwK2TbBI/AAAAAAAAAT4/jgDZe-1WPD8/s400/imagem.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5413333077203315730" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_27DaeLWphSI/SyAFrk_Je2I/AAAAAAAAATw/MXejbxvVIVs/s1600-h/imagem2.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_27DaeLWphSI/SyAFrk_Je2I/AAAAAAAAATw/MXejbxvVIVs/s400/imagem2.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5413332998320388962" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#0000EE;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="text-decoration: underline;"><br /></span></span></div><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_27DaeLWphSI/SyAFXpngD5I/AAAAAAAAATg/MD9mOC3jPaw/s1600-h/imagem3.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_27DaeLWphSI/SyAFXpngD5I/AAAAAAAAATg/MD9mOC3jPaw/s400/imagem3.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5413332655965998994" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#0000EE;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="text-decoration: underline;"><br /></span></span></div><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#0000EE;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="text-decoration: underline;"><br /></span></span></div><br /><div><br /></div><div><br /><div><br /></div><div><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><br /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#0000EE;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="text-decoration: underline;"><br /></span></span></div></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/275431826170893439-1714520219017945372?l=convencaodosautistas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>A Irmãhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05053139715887164223noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-275431826170893439.post-3050572703142373242009-12-08T10:38:00.007-03:002009-12-08T10:50:19.966-03:00Mais um da série: melhor ver isso do que ser cego...<font size=4>Ou: adoramos o <a href="http://ego.globo.com/Gente/Noticias/0,,MUL1407141-9798,00-BOMBOM+REBATE+CRITICAS+DE+DUDU+NOBRE+ELE+NAO+PRECISAVA+TER+FEITO+ISSO.html"><font size=4>Ego</font></a><br /></font><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_pvxp0PwPHBQ/Sx5XSzBEf2I/AAAAAAAAAWU/Mk1Kczh5Gno/s1600-h/feio.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 384px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_pvxp0PwPHBQ/Sx5XSzBEf2I/AAAAAAAAAWU/Mk1Kczh5Gno/s400/feio.JPG" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5412859782589874018" /></a><br /><br /><center><br /><font size=3>Como diria um amigo nosso por aí:</font><br /><font size=5>"Paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaara que tá feio..."</font><br /></center><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/275431826170893439-305057270314237324?l=convencaodosautistas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Maluco do Pãohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07477421842910268684noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-275431826170893439.post-22300046120671692822009-12-02T17:52:00.015-03:002009-12-02T18:21:13.618-03:00Lendo Figuras: Parte III<font size=3>1. Ligue corretamente as figura;<br />2. Pague 124589459 em créditos de celular;<br />3. E ganhe uma musiquinha idiota que ninguém quer.<br /><br /><Center><br /><img src="http://dl.dropbox.com/u/288881/Arruda.jpg" width=140 height=140> <img src="http://dl.dropbox.com/u/288881/Arruda%20%281%29.jpg" width=140 height=140><br /><br /><img src="http://dl.dropbox.com/u/288881/Arruda%20%282%29.jpg" width=140 height=140> <img src="http://dl.dropbox.com/u/288881/Arruda%20%283%29.jpg" width=140 height=140><br /><br /><br /><br /><img src="http://dl.dropbox.com/u/288881/mano.gif" width=180 height=140><br /><br /><br />Não briguem, tem pra todo mundo ;)<br /><br /><br /><img src="http://dl.dropbox.com/u/288881/e8.jpg" width=210 height=290><br /><br /><br /><br /></Center></font><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/275431826170893439-2230004612067169282?l=convencaodosautistas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Maluco do Pãohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07477421842910268684noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-275431826170893439.post-2854280528696953452009-11-27T15:06:00.007-03:002009-11-27T15:11:44.617-03:00Da série: banhos na sexta-feira 13.<div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF0000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;">Enquete Urgente!</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#3366FF;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;"><br /></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#3366FF;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;">Vote: Qual destes banhos lhe causou mais medo?</span></span></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_27DaeLWphSI/SxAViVWc2iI/AAAAAAAAASw/J4ylVKRdSXI/s1600/45662851-8280fc538b07d1707312bd41ee8d0c96.4b101372-scaled.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_27DaeLWphSI/SxAViVWc2iI/AAAAAAAAASw/J4ylVKRdSXI/s400/45662851-8280fc538b07d1707312bd41ee8d0c96.4b101372-scaled.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5408846832063011362" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_27DaeLWphSI/SxAVeY5lzxI/AAAAAAAAASo/nR_6oIkuoxY/s1600/45597143.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_27DaeLWphSI/SxAVeY5lzxI/AAAAAAAAASo/nR_6oIkuoxY/s400/45597143.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5408846764296228626" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_27DaeLWphSI/SxAVZmUai0I/AAAAAAAAASg/0lS1EwGhbno/s1600/45594933.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 300px; height: 400px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_27DaeLWphSI/SxAVZmUai0I/AAAAAAAAASg/0lS1EwGhbno/s400/45594933.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5408846681999051586" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_27DaeLWphSI/SxAVVyKP_kI/AAAAAAAAASY/AOm0_Qgt8rE/s1600/45472395.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_27DaeLWphSI/SxAVVyKP_kI/AAAAAAAAASY/AOm0_Qgt8rE/s400/45472395.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5408846616458165826" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_27DaeLWphSI/SxAVSpNbb4I/AAAAAAAAASQ/bLJY3r0sjc0/s1600/45450196-421ad26361a1d4b0b12b57d5a20d5bc4.4b0fda91-scaled.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_27DaeLWphSI/SxAVSpNbb4I/AAAAAAAAASQ/bLJY3r0sjc0/s400/45450196-421ad26361a1d4b0b12b57d5a20d5bc4.4b0fda91-scaled.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5408846562515971970" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;">Uuuuuuuuuuu... O Jason é menos assustador!</span></div><div><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/275431826170893439-285428052869695345?l=convencaodosautistas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>A Irmãhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05053139715887164223noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-275431826170893439.post-70480128828070808892009-11-27T10:30:00.005-03:002009-11-27T10:33:23.649-03:00Ser feio tá na moda?<div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF0000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;">Homem GATO?</span></span></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_27DaeLWphSI/Sw_UnLCGOKI/AAAAAAAAASI/bCbMExwoBGs/s1600/0,,33275068-FMM,00.jpg"><br /><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 285px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_27DaeLWphSI/Sw_UnLCGOKI/AAAAAAAAASI/bCbMExwoBGs/s400/0,,33275068-FMM,00.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5408775446936828066" /></a><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF0000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;"><br /></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF0000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;">É né... Meu conceito de gato é um pouco diferente, mas gosto não se discute...</span></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/275431826170893439-7048012882807080889?l=convencaodosautistas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>A Irmãhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05053139715887164223noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-275431826170893439.post-26854454634829756382009-11-23T17:18:00.005-03:002009-11-23T17:22:43.778-03:00Mais um pra série... Quando penso que já ví de tudo...<div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF0000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;">Aí eu pergunto: Isso é excesso de ignorância ou eles estão de zoeira com a cara um do outro?</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;"><br /></span></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_27DaeLWphSI/SwruMj8eMJI/AAAAAAAAASA/it02TFfmg-U/s1600/imagem.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_27DaeLWphSI/SwruMj8eMJI/AAAAAAAAASA/it02TFfmg-U/s400/imagem.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5407396202186420370" /><br /></a><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#0000EE;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="text-decoration: underline;"><br /></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#0000EE;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="text-decoration: underline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;">E eu ainda fiquei me imaginando grávida de um bisneto meu...</span></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#0000EE;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="text-decoration: underline;"><br /></span></span><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/275431826170893439-2685445463482975638?l=convencaodosautistas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>A Irmãhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05053139715887164223noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-275431826170893439.post-40289784376943249192009-11-20T17:09:00.004-03:002009-12-02T18:14:28.987-03:00O que é isso?<div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;"><b>Geeeeeeeeeeente! Alguém aí avisa a </b></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: arial, helvetica, freesans, sans-serif; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); letter-spacing: -1px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;"><b>Giovanna Antonelli que já inventaram coisas do tipo: escova progressiva, gradativa, chapinha, Kolene, Issy, gel, etc...</b></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_27DaeLWphSI/Swb3oQjh1RI/AAAAAAAAAR4/rzNxOUcNssg/s1600/0,,33001550-EXH,00.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 200px; height: 400px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_27DaeLWphSI/Swb3oQjh1RI/AAAAAAAAAR4/rzNxOUcNssg/s400/0,,33001550-EXH,00.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5406280673715672338" /><br /></a><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#0000EE;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="text-decoration: underline;"><br /></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#0000EE;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="text-decoration: underline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#3366FF;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;"><b>Afff... Nem eu quando acordo fico assim!</b></span></span><br /></span></span><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/275431826170893439-4028978437694324919?l=convencaodosautistas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>A Irmãhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05053139715887164223noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-275431826170893439.post-54041394904497148642009-11-18T11:30:00.003-03:002009-11-18T11:33:51.966-03:00A moda é ser diferente...<div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" color: rgb(51, 102, 255); font-size:x-large;">E a festa corria bem, até que de repente:</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#66FFFF;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-large;"><br /></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#66FFFF;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-large;"><br /></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#66FFFF;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); white-space: pre; font-family:Arial, sans-serif;font-size:10px;"><object width="640" height="505"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/F64Q4u-RvvU&hl=pt_BR&fs=1&rel=0&color1=0xcc2550&color2=0xe87a9f"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/F64Q4u-RvvU&hl=pt_BR&fs=1&rel=0&color1=0xcc2550&color2=0xe87a9f" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="640" height="505"></embed></object></span></span></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/275431826170893439-5404139490449714864?l=convencaodosautistas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>A Irmãhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05053139715887164223noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-275431826170893439.post-10043389531794053652009-11-17T10:28:00.008-03:002009-11-17T10:40:03.599-03:00Mutações...<div><div style="text-align: center; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;"><b>Sempre fui adepta da teoria que afirma: </b></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF0000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;"><b>"não existe gente feia, existe gente pobre"...</b></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;"><b><br /></b></span></div><div style="text-align: center; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#3366FF;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;"><b>Mas essa galera exagerou!</b></span></span></div></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_27DaeLWphSI/SwKnH_YEPvI/AAAAAAAAARw/uiTvIqm_MAA/s1600/146_121-ma5x.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_27DaeLWphSI/SwKnH_YEPvI/AAAAAAAAARw/uiTvIqm_MAA/s400/146_121-ma5x.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5405066258511314674" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_27DaeLWphSI/SwKnEuhRsVI/AAAAAAAAARo/F3pwz4ZGB4A/s1600/146_121-ma4x.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_27DaeLWphSI/SwKnEuhRsVI/AAAAAAAAARo/F3pwz4ZGB4A/s400/146_121-ma4x.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5405066202446934354" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_27DaeLWphSI/SwKm-GS4v1I/AAAAAAAAARg/4nFje1SvIWY/s1600/146_121-ma3x.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_27DaeLWphSI/SwKm-GS4v1I/AAAAAAAAARg/4nFje1SvIWY/s400/146_121-ma3x.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5405066088569945938" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_27DaeLWphSI/SwKm59c9LlI/AAAAAAAAARY/bF3-LO0kPHE/s1600/146_120-ma2x.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_27DaeLWphSI/SwKm59c9LlI/AAAAAAAAARY/bF3-LO0kPHE/s400/146_120-ma2x.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5405066017476783698" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_27DaeLWphSI/SwKm16B9woI/AAAAAAAAARQ/9RzxW5zxntY/s1600/146_120-ma1x.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_27DaeLWphSI/SwKm16B9woI/AAAAAAAAARQ/9RzxW5zxntY/s400/146_120-ma1x.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5405065947838792322" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#33FF33;">E VIVA O PODER DO DINHEIRO...</span></b></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/275431826170893439-1004338953179405365?l=convencaodosautistas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>A Irmãhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05053139715887164223noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-275431826170893439.post-56286226865524446192009-11-12T15:10:00.003-03:002009-11-12T15:15:58.830-03:00E enquanto isso, no mundo acadêmico...<center><img src="http://dl.dropbox.com/u/288881/Casal%20cientista.jpg" width=610 height=790><br /><img src="http://dl.dropbox.com/u/288881/Casal%20cientista%202.jpg" width=610 height=790><br /><img src="http://dl.dropbox.com/u/288881/Casal%20cientista%203.jpg" width=610 height=790><br /></center><br />Fonte: <a href="http://www.orkut.com.br/Main#Album?uid=793967675264148047&aid=1243756980">Rogério Santos</a><br /><br /><br /><br /> <img src="http://dl.getdropbox.com/u/288881/comentario.gif"><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/275431826170893439-5628622686552444619?l=convencaodosautistas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Maluco do Pãohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07477421842910268684noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-275431826170893439.post-28262092290317630432009-11-10T10:36:00.004-03:002009-11-10T15:22:18.841-03:00Lendo Figuras: Parte II<img src="http://dl.dropbox.com/u/288881/Fla.JPG" width=810 height=290><br /><img src="http://dl.dropbox.com/u/288881/Fla2.JPG" width=810 height=290><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /> <img src="http://dl.getdropbox.com/u/288881/comentario.gif"><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/275431826170893439-2826209229031763043?l=convencaodosautistas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Maluco do Pãohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07477421842910268684noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-275431826170893439.post-75386599916252213192009-10-28T15:57:00.004-03:002009-10-28T16:02:51.099-03:00Até tu Brutus?????????<div><br /></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#3366FF;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;">Enquanto isso no TWITTER ....</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#3366FF;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#3366FF;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;">...Mais e mais pessoas se declaram alfabetizadas em inglês!</span></span></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_27DaeLWphSI/SuiUTfLxxZI/AAAAAAAAARI/nsrnnDFD5MA/s1600-h/imagem.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_27DaeLWphSI/SuiUTfLxxZI/AAAAAAAAARI/nsrnnDFD5MA/s400/imagem.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5397727215912863122" /></a><br /><br /><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF0000;">É né?</span></span></div><div><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/275431826170893439-7538659991625221319?l=convencaodosautistas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>A Irmãhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05053139715887164223noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-275431826170893439.post-73968790704274025252009-10-23T09:08:00.008-03:002009-10-23T09:29:12.336-03:00O Pré-Sal<font size=3> Os times de futebol do Rio de Janeiro se disponibilizaram para explicar o que é o tão falado "Pré-sal".<br /><br /><center><br /><img src="http://dl.getdropbox.com/u/288881/pr%C3%A9-sal.jpg" width=610 height=630><br /></center><br /><br />O vasquinho, ousado como sempre, sai na frente de Lula, da Petrobrás e do escambau a quatro e já ultrapassa a barreira do pré-sal. O fluminense banca o invejoso e sai correndo em direção ao pós-fundo-do-poço... Liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiindo...<br /></font><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /> <img src="http://dl.getdropbox.com/u/288881/comentario.gif"><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/275431826170893439-7396879070427402525?l=convencaodosautistas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Maluco do Pãohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07477421842910268684noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-275431826170893439.post-92171400153082391822009-10-20T13:10:00.005-03:002009-11-12T15:32:27.513-03:00Todo Enfiado =]Desculpem o desaparecimento... Estávamos todos meio ocupados...<br /><br /><span style="font-size:100%;"> Enquanto alguns dormem... Nos bares da vida a vida acontece =P</span><br /><center><br /><object width="525" height="444"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/iWeUb3E885g&hl=pt-br&fs=1&color1=0x402061&color2=0x9461ca"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/iWeUb3E885g&hl=pt-br&fs=1&color1=0x402061&color2=0x9461ca" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="525" height="444"></embed></object><br /></center><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/275431826170893439-9217140015308239182?l=convencaodosautistas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Maluco do Pãohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07477421842910268684noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-275431826170893439.post-72075229512849521762009-10-01T09:27:00.006-03:002009-10-01T09:40:34.016-03:00Enem Cancelado...<div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#3333FF;"><span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space:pre"> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;">A prova do ENEM que aconteceria no próximo fim de semana foi cancelada, em função de informações sigilosas terem vazado...</span></span></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#3333FF;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;"> </span><span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space:pre"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;"> </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;">Investigações serão abertas para apurar quem e quando delatou tais informações...</span></span></div><div><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_27DaeLWphSI/SsSganMfeII/AAAAAAAAAQw/ZS09L_wZwGM/s1600-h/img_enem1.jpg"><br /><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 380px; height: 280px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_27DaeLWphSI/SsSganMfeII/AAAAAAAAAQw/ZS09L_wZwGM/s400/img_enem1.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5387607433300375682" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space:pre"> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF0000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;">Eu começaria pelo Nelsinho Piquet...</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; white-space: pre; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF0000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;"> </span></span></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; white-space: pre; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF0000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;">Ele é ótimo em não guardar segredos...</span></span></span></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/275431826170893439-7207522951284952176?l=convencaodosautistas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>A Irmãhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05053139715887164223noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-275431826170893439.post-50364923834502267912009-09-30T14:37:00.004-03:002009-10-01T09:41:56.723-03:00Os melhores do YouTube<div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;">Se lembrar de algum que faltou, comente aí que a gente faz um novo e inclui o seu!</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#3366FF;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;">Hehehehehehe</span></span></div><div><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" white-space: pre; font-family:Arial, sans-serif;font-size:10px;"><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/BudhFVnN2o0&hl=pt-br&fs=1&"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/BudhFVnN2o0&hl=pt-br&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/275431826170893439-5036492383450226791?l=convencaodosautistas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>A Irmãhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05053139715887164223noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-275431826170893439.post-47077370113818393822009-09-29T17:26:00.004-03:002009-09-29T17:30:40.476-03:00Vai dizer que sua vó não te avisou?<div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;">Eis que é chegado o fim dos tempos...</span></span></div><div><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_27DaeLWphSI/SsJuLvPzOjI/AAAAAAAAAQo/mnbwYCHb6vk/s1600-h/imagem.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 338px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_27DaeLWphSI/SsJuLvPzOjI/AAAAAAAAAQo/mnbwYCHb6vk/s400/imagem.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5386989252228889138" /></a><br /><div><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large; ">Arrependei-vos de vossos pecados, pois o APOCALIPSE de Pedro se consumará...</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_27DaeLWphSI/SsJtkX7VApI/AAAAAAAAAQg/zCF88H9WZYk/s1600-h/0,,21653989-EXH,00.jpg"><br /></a></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-large;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-large;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/275431826170893439-4707737011381839382?l=convencaodosautistas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>A Irmãhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05053139715887164223noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-275431826170893439.post-66323425519485035972009-09-29T15:22:00.005-03:002009-09-29T17:19:34.560-03:00Vale quase tudo...<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_27DaeLWphSI/SsJRBpoqmUI/AAAAAAAAAQY/PR_oil_A3Vs/s1600-h/0,,23255280-EX,00.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 291px; height: 388px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_27DaeLWphSI/SsJRBpoqmUI/AAAAAAAAAQY/PR_oil_A3Vs/s400/0,,23255280-EX,00.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5386957193086671170" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#3333FF;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;">Oxe...</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#3333FF;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;">Ficou foi fácil agora!</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#3333FF;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;">Se o Papa der jeito no Fortaleza, é só o Fluminense procurar Maomé que fica tudo certo...</span></span></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><center><br />Não entendeu? <a href="http://globoesporte.globo.com/Esportes/Noticias/Futebol/Brasileirao/Serie_B/0,,MUL1322306-9828,00-FOTO+FORTALEZA+CONTA+COM+BENCAO+DO+PAPA+PARA+EVITAR+REBAIXAMENTO.html">Clique aqui<br /></a></center><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/275431826170893439-6632342551948503597?l=convencaodosautistas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>A Irmãhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05053139715887164223noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-275431826170893439.post-83469679318192654532009-09-24T15:36:00.003-03:002009-09-24T15:50:29.780-03:00Mais uma regra da reforma ortográfica...<div>Eu sempre acho uma regra nova para o Português... </div><div>Depois da reforma pode tudo!</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_27DaeLWphSI/Sru8eWiET7I/AAAAAAAAAQQ/T0phZ8NIyEs/s1600-h/globo.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_27DaeLWphSI/Sru8eWiET7I/AAAAAAAAAQQ/T0phZ8NIyEs/s400/globo.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5385105009082126258" /></a><br /><div>Até o portal G1 tá inovando!</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/275431826170893439-8346967931819265453?l=convencaodosautistas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>A Irmãhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05053139715887164223noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-275431826170893439.post-81753875287550967032009-09-24T00:49:00.002-03:002009-09-24T00:58:49.455-03:00Notícias De Última Hora:<font size=3> Essas notícias me acabam...</font><br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_pvxp0PwPHBQ/SrrssCbF4RI/AAAAAAAAAV8/A_j3a1cxOgw/s1600-h/print.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 181px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_pvxp0PwPHBQ/SrrssCbF4RI/AAAAAAAAAV8/A_j3a1cxOgw/s320/print.JPG" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5384876545783750930" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/275431826170893439-8175387528755096703?l=convencaodosautistas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Maluco do Pãohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07477421842910268684noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-275431826170893439.post-30261347163644780192009-09-17T01:59:00.005-03:002009-09-17T02:10:31.179-03:00E Enquanto Pessoas Tentam Estudar...<font size=3><br /><br />Coisas estranhas acontecem no orkut...<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_pvxp0PwPHBQ/SrHCnpgmh3I/AAAAAAAAAV0/Y_VcpftvWCc/s1600-h/print.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 181px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_pvxp0PwPHBQ/SrHCnpgmh3I/AAAAAAAAAV0/Y_VcpftvWCc/s320/print.JPG" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5382297016097736562" /></a><br /><br /><br />Explicação: sendo PIS um Programa de Integração Social, todo PIS que se descreve se "abillita" (faz parte da reforma ortográfica) a entrar em uma Rede Social como o orkut... Ou seja... MALDITA INCLUSÃO DIGITAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLL... Sacou?!<br /><br /><br /></font><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/275431826170893439-3026134716364478019?l=convencaodosautistas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Maluco do Pãohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07477421842910268684noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-275431826170893439.post-75645384726007107672009-09-15T11:22:00.005-03:002009-09-15T11:28:51.028-03:00Enquanto isso... No lustre do castelo...<font size=3> As coisas andam meio apertadas por esses dias, então pra distrair um pouco, vão aí algumas imagens que encontrei no álbum de Célio Vong</font><br /><br /><center><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_pvxp0PwPHBQ/Sq-jTgTwloI/AAAAAAAAAVs/zDnaSJ7tzmg/s1600-h/C%C3%A9lio+Vong.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 213px; height: 320px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_pvxp0PwPHBQ/Sq-jTgTwloI/AAAAAAAAAVs/zDnaSJ7tzmg/s320/C%C3%A9lio+Vong.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5381699635216684674" /></a><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_pvxp0PwPHBQ/Sq-jTVRuv2I/AAAAAAAAAVk/GjRcNCFQv54/s1600-h/economize.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 254px; height: 320px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_pvxp0PwPHBQ/Sq-jTVRuv2I/AAAAAAAAAVk/GjRcNCFQv54/s320/economize.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5381699632255385442" /></a><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_pvxp0PwPHBQ/Sq-jMpoLj-I/AAAAAAAAAVc/lIgn3B9fOVc/s1600-h/pai+arnapio.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 226px; height: 320px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_pvxp0PwPHBQ/Sq-jMpoLj-I/AAAAAAAAAVc/lIgn3B9fOVc/s320/pai+arnapio.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5381699517459173346" /></a><br /><br /></center><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/275431826170893439-7564538472600710767?l=convencaodosautistas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Maluco do Pãohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07477421842910268684noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-275431826170893439.post-51834169440816158172009-09-09T16:02:00.009-03:002009-09-09T16:17:09.647-03:00Falou de Futebol...<font size=4>A gente entende brother ;)</font><br /><center><br /><img src="http://dl.getdropbox.com/u/288881/fail.JPG" width=810 height=650><br /></center><br /><font size=3>Só fiquei com uma dúvida... Botafoguense não é o torcedor daquele time que veste uma camisa vermelha e grita "innnn-teeeeer" nos estádios? =D<br /></font><br /><font size=2><br />Obs.: ficO chocadA coM essA reformA ortográficA, agorA a letrA maiúsculA é a últimA e nãO maiS a primeirA... trabalhO da porrA prA escreveR assiM.</font><br /><br /> <img src="http://dl.getdropbox.com/u/288881/comentario.gif"><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/275431826170893439-5183416944081615817?l=convencaodosautistas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Maluco do Pãohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07477421842910268684noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-275431826170893439.post-58739791294467154262009-09-08T11:05:00.014-03:002009-09-09T00:50:28.494-03:00Esse negócio de bater tá dando ibope...<div><br /></div><div><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_27DaeLWphSI/SqZ708VnucI/AAAAAAAAAQA/PXLLdWw6FUA/s1600-h/ivone.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 282px; height: 320px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_27DaeLWphSI/SqZ708VnucI/AAAAAAAAAQA/PXLLdWw6FUA/s400/ivone.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5379122954420861378" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#0000EE;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="text-decoration: underline;"><br /></span></span></div><div><div style="text-align: justify; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-size:24px;"><span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space:pre"> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); white-space: normal; font-size:16px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-size:24px;"><span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space:pre"> </span>Após recente aposentaria das pistas, o velocista Robson Caetano foi convocado para fazer uma participação como </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:24px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#33FF33;">par romântico</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-size:24px;"> de Ivone na novela Caminho da Índias (aquela da musiquinha do Indú), como mais um daqueles personagens que só aparecem na </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:24px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#33FF33;">reta final</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-size:24px;">.</span></span></span></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:7;color:#FF0000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:48px;"><br /></span></span></div></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_27DaeLWphSI/SqZ0wOoGLVI/AAAAAAAAAPw/V2vnJvTDOa8/s1600-h/4254893.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 232px; height: 217px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_27DaeLWphSI/SqZ0wOoGLVI/AAAAAAAAAPw/V2vnJvTDOa8/s400/4254893.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5379115176849452370" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">Não entendeu? <a href="http://extra.globo.com/geral/casodepolicia/posts/2009/09/06/robson-caetano-esta-detido-na-16-dp-220682.asp" style="text-decoration: none;">Clique aqui</a> e <a href="http://natelinha.uol.com.br/2009/09/04/not_25124.php">aqui.</a></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:7;color:#FF0000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:48px;"></span><br /></span></div><div><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/275431826170893439-5873979129446715426?l=convencaodosautistas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>A Irmãhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05053139715887164223noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-275431826170893439.post-34351025934121587412009-09-05T13:00:00.004-03:002009-09-05T13:17:37.470-03:00Coisas para não fazer...<br><br><center><br /><br /><img src="http://dl.getdropbox.com/u/288881/print.JPG" width=610 height=890><br /><br /><a href="http://cleycianne.blogspot.com/2009/09/rihanna-esconde-os-seios-com-fita.html"><font size=3>Tenho até medo dessas coisas =0</a></font><br /><br /><br /><br /></center><br /><br /><br /> <img src="http://dl.getdropbox.com/u/288881/comentario.gif"><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/275431826170893439-3435102593412158741?l=convencaodosautistas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Maluco do Pãohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07477421842910268684noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-275431826170893439.post-33646832589427461272009-08-31T13:29:00.019-03:002009-08-31T14:10:20.000-03:00Clássico no Morumbi<a href="http://esportes.terra.com.br/futebol/brasileiro/2009/interna/0,,OI3950205-EI13759,00.html"><font size=4>"De volta ao Palmeiras após cinco anos jogando no CSKA Moscou, o atacante Vagner Love se mostrou muito feliz com o retorno..." E parece que não foi apenas ele quem ficou muuuuuuuito feliz.</a></font><br /><font size=3><br />Clássico no Murumbi, encontrar com Muricy Ramalho, o codinome "Love", noite bonita... O jogo não poderia terminar no zero a zero, então os goleiros foram cuidar disso:<br /><center><br /><img src="http://dl.getdropbox.com/u/288881/Print7.JPG" width=710 height=390><br /></center><br />Não viu direito? Olhe agora...<br /><center><br /><img src="http://dl.getdropbox.com/u/288881/Prit8.jpg" width=210 height=130><br /><img src="http://dl.getdropbox.com/u/288881/Prit8.jpg" width=310 height=210><br /><img src="http://dl.getdropbox.com/u/288881/Prit8.jpg" width=410 height=300><br /><img src="http://dl.getdropbox.com/u/288881/Prit8.jpg" width=510 height=390><br /></center><br />O amor é lindo... =D<br /></font><br /><br /> <img src="http://dl.getdropbox.com/u/288881/comentario.gif"><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/275431826170893439-3364683258942746127?l=convencaodosautistas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Maluco do Pãohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07477421842910268684noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-275431826170893439.post-13945758320530432282009-08-28T13:38:00.010-03:002009-08-28T13:54:53.535-03:00Motivos Para Não Ter Orkut<font size=3><br />Dizer o que? Felicidade é o que importa ;)<br /></font><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_pvxp0PwPHBQ/SpgIfscr9dI/AAAAAAAAAUs/Nh80pNsPQLs/s1600-h/Print4.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 169px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_pvxp0PwPHBQ/SpgIfscr9dI/AAAAAAAAAUs/Nh80pNsPQLs/s320/Print4.JPG" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5375055495867135442" /></a><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_pvxp0PwPHBQ/SpgImZLviPI/AAAAAAAAAU0/EkGCrXemvcc/s1600-h/Print5.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 0px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 174px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_pvxp0PwPHBQ/SpgImZLviPI/AAAAAAAAAU0/EkGCrXemvcc/s320/Print5.JPG" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5375055610954877170" /></a><center>Os mais interessados que cliquem <a href="http://www.orkut.com.br/Main#Profile.aspx?uid=12820485647117909645">aqui</a><br /><br /><font size=4><br />Qualquer semelhança com a coincidência é sempre mera realidade!<br /></center><br /></font><br /><br /> <img src="http://dl.getdropbox.com/u/288881/comentario.gif"><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/275431826170893439-1394575832053043228?l=convencaodosautistas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Maluco do Pãohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07477421842910268684noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-275431826170893439.post-29317155483456455692009-08-27T10:24:00.013-03:002009-08-28T13:52:06.937-03:00Ruas, Animais e Twitter<br><br><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_pvxp0PwPHBQ/SpaLqAKOhUI/AAAAAAAAAUk/MDQcRbjCwSE/s1600-h/szafir-sasha-xuxa-453.jpg"><img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 185px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_pvxp0PwPHBQ/SpaLqAKOhUI/AAAAAAAAAUk/MDQcRbjCwSE/s320/szafir-sasha-xuxa-453.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5374636759026926914" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><font size=3>Motorista flagra animais soltos tentando atravessar BR.</font><br /><i><font size=1>Não entendeu? <a href="http://www.paraiba1.com.br/Noticia/25920%3Cwbr%3E_MOTORISTA+FLAGRA+ANIMAIS+SOLTOS+TENTAND%3Cwbr%3EO+ATRAVESSAR+BR.htm">Clique aqui...</a></i></font><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_pvxp0PwPHBQ/SpaLe27gq8I/AAAAAAAAAUc/dwBonn6tP1E/s1600-h/29062009172756.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_pvxp0PwPHBQ/SpaLe27gq8I/AAAAAAAAAUc/dwBonn6tP1E/s320/29062009172756.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5374636567570721730" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><font size=3>Xuxa se aborrece com seus seguidores no Twitter.</font><br /><i><font size=1>Não entendeu? <a href="http://www.45graus.com.br/blogdasestrelas/46369/xuxa_se_aborrece_com_seus_seguidores_no_twitter.html">Clique aqui...</a></i></font><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><font size=4><center>Opa! Acho que troquei as fotos das matérias. =D</center></font><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/275431826170893439-2931715548345645569?l=convencaodosautistas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Maluco do Pãohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07477421842910268684noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-275431826170893439.post-76534046285039733802009-08-26T15:04:00.008-03:002009-08-26T15:24:25.965-03:00Sobre Bêbados e Ratos<br><br><br><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_pvxp0PwPHBQ/SpV6_5s_81I/AAAAAAAAAT8/lhMc0u0jh90/s1600-h/20050111043350.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 200px; height: 153px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_pvxp0PwPHBQ/SpV6_5s_81I/AAAAAAAAAT8/lhMc0u0jh90/s200/20050111043350.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5374336968576463698" /></a><br /><br /><font size=3> Bêbados do meu Brasil, depois que obtive a grande e importante informação de que <b>Ratos Não Vomitam</b>, cheguei a conclusão (não antes de chorar dias sem fim) que os pequenos ratinhos seriam ótimas companhias para todos nós <i>bebuns</i> de plantão =D<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_pvxp0PwPHBQ/SpV7ZfPTWUI/AAAAAAAAAUE/eTRNPyPaNpg/s1600-h/bebado.jpg"><img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 200px; height: 177px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_pvxp0PwPHBQ/SpV7ZfPTWUI/AAAAAAAAAUE/eTRNPyPaNpg/s200/bebado.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5374337408149182786" /></a><br /><br />Larguem os seus amigos fracotes que melecam sua casa, entopem a pia e/ou te fazem passar vergonha... Criemos a campanha: quem não tem cão, enche a cara com Rato ;)<br /></font><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><font size=4><center><br />E tenho dito: qualquer semelhança com a coincidência é mera realidade!</font><br /></center><br /><br /><br /> <img src="http://dl.getdropbox.com/u/288881/comentario.gif"><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/275431826170893439-7653404628503973380?l=convencaodosautistas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Maluco do Pãohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07477421842910268684noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-275431826170893439.post-69703176120803656512009-08-21T13:42:00.009-03:002009-08-26T15:24:55.166-03:00Opa!!! Parabenizando...<center><br /><br /><img src="http://dl.getdropbox.com/u/288881/fazendeiro.jpg" width=810 height=390><br /><br /><font size=4>Dia do Fazendeiro hoje e a gente tinha que homenagear a categoria, não é?!</font><br /><br /></center><br /><font size=3>Por hoje é só meus queridos e minhas queridas... =P<br /><br />Obs.: aceitamos comentários ;)<br /><br /><br /><br /></font><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/275431826170893439-6970317612080365651?l=convencaodosautistas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Maluco do Pãohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07477421842910268684noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-275431826170893439.post-51860090221114015882009-08-21T11:19:00.033-03:002009-08-21T13:42:06.722-03:00 Extra!Extra!! Extra!!!<br><br /><br><br /><font size=3>Não sou ovo, mas fico chocada!!!</font><br /><center><br /><a href="http://br.noticias.yahoo.com/s/17082009/40/saude-nasa-descobre-substancia-formacao-vida.html"><font size=3>"Nasa descobre substância para formação de vida em amostras de cometa"</a></font><br /></center><br /><font size=3>Agora observe as figuras a seguir:<br /><center><br /><img src="http://dl.getdropbox.com/u/288881/et.jpg" width=220 height=290 title="Michael Jackson"><img src="http://dl.getdropbox.com/u/288881/et2.jpg" width=220 height=290 title="Amy Winehouse"><img src="http://dl.getdropbox.com/u/288881/et3.jpg" width=220 height=290 title="Marilyn Manson"><img src="http://dl.getdropbox.com/u/288881/et4.jpg" width=220 height=290 title="Susan Boyle"><img src="http://dl.getdropbox.com/u/288881/et5.jpg" width=220 height=290 title="Shane Macgowan"><img src="http://dl.getdropbox.com/u/288881/et6.jpg" width=220 height=290 title="Beth Ditto"><br /></center><br /><br />Tipo... Precisava de qualquer estudo mais aprofundado pra supor que extra terrestres existem???</font><br><br><br><br><br /><br /> <img src="http://dl.getdropbox.com/u/288881/comentario.gif"><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/275431826170893439-5186009022111401588?l=convencaodosautistas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Maluco do Pãohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07477421842910268684noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-275431826170893439.post-15222788023936726912009-08-20T18:32:00.006-03:002009-08-20T18:42:22.170-03:00Eu prefiro ser essa metamorfose ambulante...<div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" white-space: pre; font-family:Arial;font-size:10px;"><object width="625" height="544"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/K9ZaBoDvivo&hl=pt-br&fs=1&"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/K9ZaBoDvivo&hl=pt-br&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="625" height="544"></embed></object></span></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:Arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" white-space: pre;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" white-space: normal; font-family:Georgia;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#33CC00;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-large;">... do que ter aquela velha opinião formada sobre tudo!</span></span></span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF0000;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF0000;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF0000;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF0000;">.</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/275431826170893439-1522278802393672691?l=convencaodosautistas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>A Irmãhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05053139715887164223noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-275431826170893439.post-52685695109954749252009-08-20T10:55:00.002-03:002009-08-20T11:05:32.816-03:00O que mais falta acontecer...<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_27DaeLWphSI/So1WKHTqwgI/AAAAAAAAAPo/AmN50gRiYGU/s1600-h/fluminense-michael-jackson2.jpg"><img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 221px; height: 400px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_27DaeLWphSI/So1WKHTqwgI/AAAAAAAAAPo/AmN50gRiYGU/s400/fluminense-michael-jackson2.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5372044662283092482" /></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:6;color:#FF0000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 24px;">O que de mais bizzaro ainda pode acontecer no caso Michael Jackson?</span></span><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:6;color:#FF0000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 24px;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:6;color:#FF0000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 24px;">1) Descobrir que ele não morreu, e que essa história toda é só um golpe de marketing.</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:6;color:#FF0000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 24px;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:6;color:#FF0000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 24px;">2)Ele levantar do caixão e fazer um "MOONWALK" de despedida.</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:6;color:#FF0000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 24px;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:6;color:#FF0000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 24px;">3)Ele se candidatar a técnico do Fluminense.</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:6;color:#FF0000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 24px;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:6;color:#FF0000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 24px;">4)Renato Gaúcho invadir o funeral dizendo: "essa situação não é definitiva, esse é o momento de dar a volta por cima, vamos lá!"</span></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/275431826170893439-5268569510995474925?l=convencaodosautistas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>A Irmãhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05053139715887164223noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-275431826170893439.post-45563384436503400402009-08-18T16:32:00.004-03:002009-08-18T16:46:52.131-03:00Respondendo Perguntas<font size=3> Achei importante responder uma pergunta que foi feita a equipe do SS por e-mail:</font><br /><br /><b>Porque vocês não costumam postar nos fins de semana?</b><br /><i>A resposta é simples. Durante a semana a gente estuda e/ou trabalha, coisas estas que podem ser deixadas de lado pelo bem do blog. Já nos fins de semana, comemos água, "enchemos-a-cara" e coisas do gênero que não podem ser deixadas de lado ou trocadas pelo blog... Sacou?!</i><br /><br />Pra não ficar vazio demais... Desça tirinha sem graça ;)<br /><br /><img src="http://dl.getdropbox.com/u/288881/tirinha2.JPG" width=810 height=290><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/275431826170893439-4556338443650340040?l=convencaodosautistas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Maluco do Pãohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07477421842910268684noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-275431826170893439.post-61398329973371739852009-08-17T11:09:00.009-03:002009-08-17T11:39:10.814-03:00Não corra!!! O que (quem) é Tonzin da Stronda? A Pergunta é séria... É o que?<br /><br /> Bom, pelo menos a descrição da comnunidade é criativa e ela conseguiu atingir o objetivo. Diz aí, quantos de vocês tem uma comunidade com tanta gente?<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_pvxp0PwPHBQ/SolosOnPYfI/AAAAAAAAATM/c6_PY0zYP10/s1600-h/Print2.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 150px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_pvxp0PwPHBQ/SolosOnPYfI/AAAAAAAAATM/c6_PY0zYP10/s400/Print2.JPG" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5370939139662242290" /></a><br /><br /><br /> Já que estou fazendo propaganda para os meninos do <a href="http://www.quartouniversitario.com/">Quarto Universitário</a> e do <a href="http://www.baixeturbo.org/">Baixe Turbo</a>, vou aproveitar e mandar um abraço pra vocês... Fuuuiii ;)<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/275431826170893439-6139832997337173985?l=convencaodosautistas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Maluco do Pãohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07477421842910268684noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-275431826170893439.post-68249702143568060382009-08-14T14:18:00.004-03:002009-08-14T14:24:47.427-03:00E Pessoas Criam Blogs...<font size=3>Com tanto carinho e vem uns seres inexplicáveis comentar...<br /></font><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_pvxp0PwPHBQ/SoWdWYi35wI/AAAAAAAAAS0/pbJh0bM8Gd0/s1600-h/Print.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 386px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_pvxp0PwPHBQ/SoWdWYi35wI/AAAAAAAAAS0/pbJh0bM8Gd0/s400/Print.JPG" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5369871138580588290" /></a><br /><br />Quem inventou essa tal inclusão digital mesmo???<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/275431826170893439-6824970214356806038?l=convencaodosautistas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Maluco do Pãohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07477421842910268684noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-275431826170893439.post-80761397661318578592009-08-13T05:34:00.017-03:002009-08-13T12:09:50.794-03:00Notícias De Última Hora:<font size=3><br />Tudo sobre essas coisas que ninguém sabia ainda e que podem mudar o rumo da vida na terra...</font><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_pvxp0PwPHBQ/SoPcDA5RrHI/AAAAAAAAASU/WsajNF_dsgc/s1600-h/dercy-goncalves.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 153px; height: 200px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_pvxp0PwPHBQ/SoPcDA5RrHI/AAAAAAAAASU/WsajNF_dsgc/s200/dercy-goncalves.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5369377125093715058" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />A imortal Dercy Gonçalves não é tão imortal assim e "bate as botas".<P><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_pvxp0PwPHBQ/SoPcMaMWVzI/AAAAAAAAASc/Bw2FC4zIEf4/s1600-h/4191067_odji5.jpeg"><img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 200px; height: 200px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_pvxp0PwPHBQ/SoPcMaMWVzI/AAAAAAAAASc/Bw2FC4zIEf4/s200/4191067_odji5.jpeg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5369377286503421746" /></a><br /><div align=right><br /><br /><br /><br />O branco Michael Jackson não é tão branco assim e também "bate as botas".<br /><br /></div><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><font size=1><br /><a href="http://www.danielsansao.com.br/">Por Daniel Sansão</a></font><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_pvxp0PwPHBQ/SoPf-ULpLuI/AAAAAAAAASs/unbw3Z_l-6A/s1600-h/Daniel+Sans%C3%A3o.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 315px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_pvxp0PwPHBQ/SoPf-ULpLuI/AAAAAAAAASs/unbw3Z_l-6A/s320/Daniel+Sans%C3%A3o.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5369381442418192098" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />O honesto Pastor Edir Macedo não é tão honesto assim e "bate as botas". Ou melhor, bate a bota em festas juninas espalhadas pelo planeta, onde, forma <a href="http://g1.globo.com/Noticias/Brasil/0,,MUL1262537-5598,00-EDIR+MACEDO+E+MAIS+VIRAM+REUS+ACUSADOS+DE+DESVIAR+DINHEIRO+DE+FIEIS.html">Quadrilhas</a> de São João e cria modalidade de "São João fora de Época" já que carnaval não é coisa de Deus (e santo não é coisa de Pastor, mas eu precisava de uma teoria). ;)<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/275431826170893439-8076139766131857859?l=convencaodosautistas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Maluco do Pãohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07477421842910268684noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-275431826170893439.post-11003883323227734702009-08-10T08:26:00.012-03:002009-08-10T09:52:08.396-03:00Arte pós-moderna<center><br /><img src="http://dl.getdropbox.com/u/288881/p%C3%A9rolas.JPG" width=710 height=490><br /></center><br /><br /><b>Possíveis interpretações:<br /><br />a) Um indivíduo expressando a sua Baianidade Nagô.</b><br />Tradução: "Cuidado, eu leio".<br /><i>Ler por muito tempo foi utilizado com ferramenta de manipulação, por isso, de alta periculosidade.</i><br /><br /><b>b) Uso da gramática transformacional como forma de protesto ao aquecimento global.</b><br />Tradução: "Cuidado, 'Ólhio'".<br /><i>Sacou?! Escrever certo não chamaria a atenção do público alvo.</i><br /><br /><b>c) Expressão livre com intuito e burlar as leis da Grafologia.</b><br />Tradução: sem tradução, são apenas letras soltas em uma cobertura branca.<br /><br /><b>d) Nada de arte pós-moderna ou frescuras do tipo, é um "cartas" de bar.</b><br />Tradução: "Não cheirem essas porqueiras nesse mármore".<br /><i>Um ser pouco alfabetizado tenta alertar bêbados e drogados sobre novas estratégias utilizadas para conter o uso de substâncias tóxicas dentro do estabelecimento.</i><br /><br /><br /><font size=3><br />Dê a sua opinião ;)<br /></font><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/275431826170893439-1100388332322773470?l=convencaodosautistas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Maluco do Pãohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07477421842910268684noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-275431826170893439.post-12373718008498674532009-08-06T16:35:00.003-03:002009-08-06T16:41:29.435-03:00O Retorno...<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_27DaeLWphSI/SnsxaTUS8cI/AAAAAAAAAPg/5aMHeFs69lA/s1600-h/Ronaldo.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 291px; height: 400px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_27DaeLWphSI/SnsxaTUS8cI/AAAAAAAAAPg/5aMHeFs69lA/s400/Ronaldo.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5366937708873839042" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;">RONALDO reaparece depois da lipo e já treina com bola no Corinthians.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">By Kibe Loco</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/275431826170893439-1237371800849867453?l=convencaodosautistas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>A Irmãhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05053139715887164223noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-275431826170893439.post-49882177286955812452009-08-06T03:41:00.014-03:002009-08-10T09:03:41.598-03:00Somos intelectuais também...<img src="http://dl.getdropbox.com/u/288881/tirinha.JPG" width=810 height=290><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/275431826170893439-4988217728695581245?l=convencaodosautistas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Maluco do Pãohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07477421842910268684noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-275431826170893439.post-66462750123022191462009-08-04T16:55:00.002-03:002009-08-05T08:10:39.350-03:00Reforma Ortográfica Nº 5.723,5...<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_27DaeLWphSI/SniSaqQqDgI/AAAAAAAAAPQ/9TuMmoXGsMU/s1600-h/Pizza.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 272px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_27DaeLWphSI/SniSaqQqDgI/AAAAAAAAAPQ/9TuMmoXGsMU/s400/Pizza.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5366199942730354178" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/275431826170893439-6646275012302219146?l=convencaodosautistas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>A Irmãhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05053139715887164223noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-275431826170893439.post-76159097997416644032009-08-03T04:07:00.016-03:002009-08-11T04:06:07.229-03:00Como Os Tempos Mudam: A cena do filme <a href="http://pt.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psycho" target="blank">Psicose</a>, de Alfred Hitchcock, em que um vaso sanitário dando descarga foi filmado, foi considerada na época como sendo desrespeitosa e de mau gosto. Hoje em dia vasos sanitários circulam livremente e são filmados em horas cada vez mais estranhas e duvidosas...<br /><br /> Cena proibidas para mãe com leve retardo mental (fica a dica):<br /><br /><center><object width="645" height="564"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/6a5ZIlErr0o&hl=pt-br&fs=1&color1=0x402061&color2=0x9461ca&border=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/6a5ZIlErr0o&hl=pt-br&fs=1&color1=0x402061&color2=0x9461ca&border=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="645" height="564"></embed></object></center><br /><br /> Liga não, provavelmente ela limpou o vaso antes de começar o filme ;)<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/275431826170893439-7615909799741664403?l=convencaodosautistas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Maluco do Pãohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07477421842910268684noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-275431826170893439.post-30749829069206180992009-07-22T01:20:00.001-03:002009-08-04T04:33:27.901-03:00Dicionário de Antônimos:<center><TABLE BORDER=4><TR><TD><b>Abaixo</b><BR>b.e.m.<BR>Aalto</TD><TD><b>Abreviado</b><BR>p.a.<BR>Fechaviado</TD><TD><b>Andar</b><BR> q.t.a.<BR>Anreceber</TD><TD><b>Amazonas</b><BR> m.d.<BR> Amaigrejas</TD><TD><b> Atadura</b><BR>c.r.l.<BR>Atamole</TD><TD><b>Barbicha</b><BR>c.h.g.<BR>Barmacho</TD></TR><br /><TR><TD><b>Bateria</b><BR>h.t.<BR>Apanheria</TD><TD><b>Bombom</b><BR>p.a.<BR>Ruimruim</TD><TD><b>Cabelo</b><BR>p.h.<BR>Cafeio</TD><TD><b>Combustão</b><BR>pfu.<BR>Sembustão</TD><TD><b>Convento</b><BR>p.<BR>Sem vento</TD><TD><b>Correto</b><BR>dnv.<BR>Cotorto</TD></TR><br /><TR><TD><b>Diabo</b><BR>r.d.<BR>Noitabo</TD><TD><b>Edifício</b><BR>ma.<BR>É fácil</TD><TD><b>Entreguei</b><BR>c.g.<BR>Entremachos</TD><TD><b>Gato Félix</b><BR>vs.f.<BR>Rato Tristex</TD><TD><b>Garçom</b><BR>bm.<BR>Garsilêncio</TD><TD><b>Obscuro</b><BR>crl.<BR>Obclaro</TD></TR><br /><TR><TD><b>Oculto</b><BR>chg.<BR>Oburro</TD><TD><b>Paixão</b><BR>ht.<BR>Mãeteto</TD><TD><b>Picareta</b><BR>p.d.a.<BR>Picatorta</TD><TD><b>Pincel</b><BR>ph.<BR>Pinferno</TD><TD><b>Planalto</b><BR>c.d.<BR>Planbaixo</TD><TD><b>Semente</b><BR>ps.v.<BR>Sefalaverdade</TD></TR><br /><TR><TD><b>Simpatia</b><BR>pf.u.<BR>Nãoprotio</TD><TD><b>Soldado</b><BR>pq.p<BR>Chuvadado</TD><TD><b>Também</b><BR>ds.<BR>Tamal</TD><TD><b>Verruga</b><BR>c.g.<BR>Esconderruga</TD><TD><b>Volátil</b><BR>vsf.<BR>Voltocátia</TD><TD><a href="veldranesucubus@gmail.com">Aceitando doações desde 2009.2</a></TD></TR></TABLE></center><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><i>Por que a gente se preocupa com o futuro da língua portuguesa...</i><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/275431826170893439-3074982906920618099?l=convencaodosautistas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Maluco do Pãohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07477421842910268684noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-275431826170893439.post-73736295901471790002009-07-21T09:11:00.001-03:002009-08-04T05:24:19.036-03:00Cinema no Sertão é assim!<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF0000;">Para conseguir a aceitação do público nordestino, nos sertões bravos, os cinemas locais mudaram os nomes dos filmes.<br /><br />Veja os novos títulos:</span></span><br /><br /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#33FF33;">De: Uma Linda Mulher<br />Para: Uma Quenga Aprumada<br />De: O Poderoso Chefão<br />Para: O Coroné Arretado<br />De: O Exorcista<br />Para: Arreda, Capeta!<br />De: Os Sete Samurais<br />Para: Os Jagunço di Zóio Rasgado<br />De: Godzila<br />Para: Calangão<br />De: Perfume de Mulher<br />Para: Cherim de Cabocla<br />De: Tora, Tora, Tora!<br />Para: Ôxente, Ôxente, Ôxente!<br />De: Mamãe Faz Cem Anos<br />Para: Mamãe Nun Morre Mais<br />De: Guerra nas Estrelas<br />Para: Arranca-Rabo no Céu<br />De: Um Peixe Chamado Wanda<br />Para: Um Lambari Cum Nome di Muié<br />De: A Noviça Rebelde<br />Para: A Beata Increnquêra<br />De: O Corcunda de Notre Dame<br />Para: O Monstrim da Igreja Grandi<br />De: O Fim dos Dias<br />Para: Nóis Tâmo é Lascado<br />De: Um Cidadão Acima de Qualquer Suspeita.<br />Para: Um Cabra Pai D'égua di Quem Ninguém Discunfia<br />De: Os Filhos do Silêncio<br />Para: Os Mininu du Mudim<br />De: A Pantera Cor-de-Rosa<br />Para: A Onça Viada</span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/275431826170893439-7373629590147179000?l=convencaodosautistas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>A Irmãhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05053139715887164223noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-275431826170893439.post-73522168880138330952009-07-18T02:02:00.002-03:002009-08-11T04:05:08.424-03:00Depois ainda dizem que português não é burro...<center><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/hIrRNFa8OiA&hl=pt-br&fs=1&color1=0x5d1719&color2=0xcd311b"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/hIrRNFa8OiA&hl=pt-br&fs=1&color1=0x5d1719&color2=0xcd311b" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object></center><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/275431826170893439-7352216888013833095?l=convencaodosautistas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>A Irmãhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05053139715887164223noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-275431826170893439.post-35162421539998809262009-07-14T10:52:00.001-03:002009-08-05T08:11:36.168-03:00Mais uma pra série... É melhor ver isso do que ser cego!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_27DaeLWphSI/SlyN5J6B_nI/AAAAAAAAAPI/A9McYtL-KAI/s1600-h/Orkut.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 215px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_27DaeLWphSI/SlyN5J6B_nI/AAAAAAAAAPI/A9McYtL-KAI/s400/Orkut.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5358313669715426930" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/275431826170893439-3516242153999880926?l=convencaodosautistas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>A Irmãhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05053139715887164223noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-275431826170893439.post-85048987737732541022009-07-14T10:21:00.002-03:002009-08-05T15:06:32.499-03:00BBB 10...<div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space:pre"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"> </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF0000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">Das séries: Reality Shows que gostaríamos de ver por aí...<br /></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space:pre"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF0000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"> </span></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF0000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">Ia destruir A Fazenda em dois minutos...<br /></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF0000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space:pre"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF0000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"> </span></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF0000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">Haaaa... se eu fosse o Boninho!</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_27DaeLWphSI/SlyG5TxfXqI/AAAAAAAAAPA/ixX0fz1IVAY/s1600-h/BBB.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 302px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_27DaeLWphSI/SlyG5TxfXqI/AAAAAAAAAPA/ixX0fz1IVAY/s400/BBB.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5358305975782563490" /></a><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:6;color:#33FF33;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 24px;"><br /></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#33FF33;">Quem não pedir pra sair da casa, ganha!</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/275431826170893439-8504898773773254102?l=convencaodosautistas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>A Irmãhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05053139715887164223noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-275431826170893439.post-85932230990760264412009-07-14T10:07:00.002-03:002009-08-05T15:04:46.681-03:00Perde o ídolo, mas não perde a piada!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_27DaeLWphSI/SlyDU44jCpI/AAAAAAAAAOw/FyL7REc9nMQ/s1600-h/Ronaldo.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 258px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_27DaeLWphSI/SlyDU44jCpI/AAAAAAAAAOw/FyL7REc9nMQ/s400/Ronaldo.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5358302051554232978" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/275431826170893439-8593223099076026441?l=convencaodosautistas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>A Irmãhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05053139715887164223noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-275431826170893439.post-11221734232747198542009-07-14T09:38:00.001-03:002009-08-11T04:01:36.658-03:00Solidariedade à Liberdade de Expressão.<div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="white-space: pre; font-family:Arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#33FFFF;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">Nota de esclarecimento!</span></span></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:Tahoma;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF0000;"><br /></span></span></span></div><div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:Tahoma;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF0000;">Foi com surpresa que nós, integrantes do Grupo CASSETA & PLANETA, tomamos conhecimento, através da imprensa, da intenção do presidente da Câmara dos Deputados de nos processar por causa de uma piada veiculada em nosso programa de televisão. Em vista disso, gostaríamos de esclarecer alguns pontos: </span></span></span></div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:Tahoma;"><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF0000;"> </span></span></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF0000;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#3366FF;">1. Em nenhum momento tivemos a intenção de ofender as prostitutas. O objetivo da piada era somente de comparar duas categorias profissionais que aceitam dinheiro para mudar de posição. </span></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF0000;"><br /></span></span></div></span><div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:Tahoma;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#C0C0C0;">2. Não vemos nenhum problema em ceder um espaço para o direito de Resposta dos deputados. Pelo contrário, consideramos o quadro muito adequado e condizente com a linha do programa. </span></span></span></div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:Tahoma;"><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF0000;"><br /></span></span></div></span></div><div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:Tahoma;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#33FF33;">3. Caso se decidam pelo direito de resposta, informamos que nossas gravações ocorrem às segundas-feiras, o que obrigará os deputados a "interromper seu descanso."</span></span></span></div><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" ;font-family:Tahoma;"><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#33FF33;"> </span></span></div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#33FF33;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: right;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#CC33CC;">Equipe do Casseta & Planeta</span></span></div></span></span></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/275431826170893439-1122173423274719854?l=convencaodosautistas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>A Irmãhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05053139715887164223noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-275431826170893439.post-21209436042335421272009-07-13T13:08:00.002-03:002009-08-05T15:02:22.097-03:00Enquanto isso no dicionário baiano:<span style="font-size:180%;"></span><br /><span style="font-size:180%;color:#ff0000;"></span><br /><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="color:#ff0000;"><em>Meu cú nem pinica </em> = Não me importo.</span></span><br /><span style="font-size:180%;color:#ff0000;"></span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">Pinica do verbo Pinicar :</span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">v. tr.<br />1. Bras. Picar com o bico.<br />2. Beliscar.<br />3. Esporear.<br />4. Piscar.</span><br /><span style="font-size:180%;color:#ff0000;"></span><br /><span style="font-size:180%;"></span><br /><span style="font-size:180%;"></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/275431826170893439-2120943604233542127?l=convencaodosautistas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Encosto de Bette Davis:noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-275431826170893439.post-55215857992855955622009-07-12T19:36:00.002-03:002009-08-11T04:07:58.898-03:00Será mesmo que adianta colocar dois litros de silicone em cada peito sendo que na primeira curvadinha pra trás você não irá aguenta o peso e...<br /><center><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/VKLQ290M9X0&hl=pt-br&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/VKLQ290M9X0&hl=pt-br&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object></center><br />...CAIR?<br /><br />Dica pra Josy: antes de dar a próxima voltinha pela passarela se achando A MISS UNIVERSO, dá uma paradinha na Caçula de Pneus pra um balanceamento. Deve custar o quê? O preço de uma chupeta... No máximo...<br /><br />Fica a dica e um beijo pra a turma do "Te Dou Um Dado?"<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/275431826170893439-5521585799285595562?l=convencaodosautistas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Maluco do Pãohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07477421842910268684noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-275431826170893439.post-59695547017539208532009-07-11T13:09:00.005-03:002009-08-05T15:32:24.971-03:00Baiano na Reforma Ortográfica...<span class="Apple-style-span" style=" color: rgb(68, 68, 68); font-family:Tahoma;font-size:13px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><br /></span></span></span><table cellpadding="0" border="1" style="border-right-color: windowtext; border-right-width: 1pt; border-right-style: solid; border-top-color: windowtext; border-top-width: 1pt; border-top-style: solid; border-left-width: 1pt; border-left-style: outset; border-left-color: initial; border-bottom- border-bottom-width: 1pt; border-bottom-style: solid; color:windowtext;"><tbody><tr><td bg="" style="border-right-color: windowtext; border-right-width: 1pt; border-right-style: solid; padding-right: 0.75pt; border-top-color: windowtext; border-top-width: 1pt; border-top-style: solid; padding-left: 0.75pt; background-image: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-attachment: initial; -webkit-background-clip: initial; -webkit-background-origin: initial; background-color: silver; padding-bottom: 0.75pt; border-left-width: 1pt; border-left-style: inset; border-left-color: initial; padding-top: 0.75pt; border-bottom-color: windowtext; border-bottom-width: 1pt; border-bottom-style: solid; background-position: initial initial; color:silver;"><p align="center" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; text-align: center; "><strong style="font-weight: bold; "><b style="font-weight: bold; "><span style="line-height: normal; font-family:Arial;"><span style="font-family:Arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">BAIANÊS</span></span></span></span></span></span></b></strong></p></td><td bg="" colspan="2" style="border-right-color: windowtext; border-right-width: 1pt; border-right-style: solid; padding-right: 0.75pt; border-top-color: windowtext; border-top-width: 1pt; border-top-style: solid; padding-left: 0.75pt; background-image: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-attachment: initial; -webkit-background-clip: initial; -webkit-background-origin: initial; background-color: silver; padding-bottom: 0.75pt; border-left-width: 1pt; border-left-style: inset; border-left-color: initial; padding-top: 0.75pt; border-bottom-color: windowtext; border-bottom-width: 1pt; border-bottom-style: solid; background-position: initial initial; color:silver;"><p align="center" style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; text-align: center; "><strong style="font-weight: bold; "><b style="font-weight: bold; "><span style="line-height: normal; font-family:Arial;"><span style="font-family:Arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">TRADUÇÃO</span></span></span></span></span></span></b></strong></p></td></tr><tr><td style="border-right-color: windowtext; border-right-width: 1pt; border-right-style: solid; padding-right: 0.75pt; border-top-color: windowtext; border-top-width: 1pt; border-top-style: solid; padding-left: 0.75pt; padding-bottom: 0.75pt; border-left-width: 1pt; border-left-style: inset; border-left-color: initial; padding-top: 0.75pt; border-bottom- border-bottom-width: 1pt; border-bottom-style: solid; color:windowtext;"><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; "><em style="font-style: italic; "><b style="font-weight: bold; "><i style="font-style: italic; "><span style="line-height: normal; font-family:Arial;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-family:Arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Colé, meu bródi!</span></span></span></span></span></span></i></b></em></p></td><td colspan="2" style="border-right-color: windowtext; border-right-width: 1pt; border-right-style: solid; padding-right: 0.75pt; border-top-color: windowtext; border-top-width: 1pt; border-top-style: solid; padding-left: 0.75pt; padding-bottom: 0.75pt; border-left-width: 1pt; border-left-style: inset; border-left-color: initial; padding-top: 0.75pt; border-bottom- border-bottom-width: 1pt; border-bottom-style: solid; color:windowtext;"><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; "><span style="line-height: normal; font-family:Arial;"><span style="font-family:Arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Olá, amigo.</span></span></span></span></span></span></p></td></tr><tr><td style="border-right-color: windowtext; border-right-width: 1pt; border-right-style: solid; padding-right: 0.75pt; border-top-color: windowtext; border-top-width: 1pt; border-top-style: solid; padding-left: 0.75pt; padding-bottom: 0.75pt; border-left-width: 1pt; border-left-style: inset; border-left-color: initial; padding-top: 0.75pt; border-bottom- border-bottom-width: 1pt; border-bottom-style: solid; color:windowtext;"><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; "><em style="font-style: italic; "><b style="font-weight: bold; "><i style="font-style: italic; "><span style="line-height: normal; font-family:Arial;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-family:Arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Colé, miséra!</span></span></span></span></span></span></i></b></em></p></td><td colspan="2" style="border-right-color: windowtext; border-right-width: 1pt; border-right-style: solid; padding-right: 0.75pt; border-top-color: windowtext; border-top-width: 1pt; border-top-style: solid; padding-left: 0.75pt; padding-bottom: 0.75pt; border-left-width: 1pt; border-left-style: inset; border-left-color: initial; padding-top: 0.75pt; border-bottom- border-bottom-width: 1pt; border-bottom-style: solid; color:windowtext;"><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; "><span style="line-height: normal; font-family:Arial;"><span style="font-family:Arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Olá, amigo.</span></span></span></span></span></span></p></td></tr><tr><td style="border-right-color: windowtext; border-right-width: 1pt; border-right-style: solid; padding-right: 0.75pt; border-top-color: windowtext; border-top-width: 1pt; border-top-style: solid; padding-left: 0.75pt; padding-bottom: 0.75pt; border-left-width: 1pt; border-left-style: inset; border-left-color: initial; padding-top: 0.75pt; border-bottom- border-bottom-width: 1pt; border-bottom-style: solid; color:windowtext;"><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; "><em style="font-style: italic; "><b style="font-weight: bold; "><i style="font-style: italic; "><span style="line-height: normal; font-family:Arial;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-family:Arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Colé, meu peixe!</span></span></span></span></span></span></i></b></em></p></td><td colspan="2" style="border-right-color: windowtext; border-right-width: 1pt; border-right-style: solid; padding-right: 0.75pt; border-top-color: windowtext; border-top-width: 1pt; border-top-style: solid; padding-left: 0.75pt; padding-bottom: 0.75pt; border-left-width: 1pt; border-left-style: inset; border-left-color: initial; padding-top: 0.75pt; border-bottom- border-bottom-width: 1pt; border-bottom-style: solid; color:windowtext;"><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; "><span style="line-height: normal; font-family:Arial;"><span style="font-family:Arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Olá, amigo.</span></span></span></span></span></span></p></td></tr><tr><td style="border-right-color: windowtext; border-right-width: 1pt; border-right-style: solid; padding-right: 0.75pt; border-top-color: windowtext; border-top-width: 1pt; border-top-style: solid; padding-left: 0.75pt; padding-bottom: 0.75pt; border-left-width: 1pt; border-left-style: inset; border-left-color: initial; padding-top: 0.75pt; border-bottom- border-bottom-width: 1pt; border-bottom-style: solid; color:windowtext;"><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; "><em style="font-style: italic; "><b style="font-weight: bold; "><i style="font-style: italic; "><span style="line-height: normal; font-family:Arial;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-family:Arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Colé, men!</span></span></span></span></span></span></i></b></em></p></td><td colspan="2" style="border-right-color: windowtext; border-right-width: 1pt; border-right-style: solid; padding-right: 0.75pt; border-top-color: windowtext; border-top-width: 1pt; border-top-style: solid; padding-left: 0.75pt; padding-bottom: 0.75pt; border-left-width: 1pt; border-left-style: inset; border-left-color: initial; padding-top: 0.75pt; border-bottom- border-bottom-width: 1pt; border-bottom-style: solid; color:windowtext;"><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; "><span style="line-height: normal; font-family:Arial;"><span style="font-family:Arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Olá, amigo.</span></span></span></span></span></span></p></td></tr><tr><td style="border-right-color: windowtext; border-right-width: 1pt; border-right-style: solid; padding-right: 0.75pt; border-top-color: windowtext; border-top-width: 1pt; border-top-style: solid; padding-left: 0.75pt; padding-bottom: 0.75pt; border-left-width: 1pt; border-left-style: inset; border-left-color: initial; padding-top: 0.75pt; border-bottom- border-bottom-width: 1pt; border-bottom-style: solid; color:windowtext;"><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; "><em style="font-style: italic; "><b style="font-weight: bold; "><i style="font-style: italic; "><span style="line-height: normal; font-family:Arial;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-family:Arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Diga aê, disgraça!</span></span></span></span></span></span></i></b></em></p></td><td colspan="2" style="border-right-color: windowtext; border-right-width: 1pt; border-right-style: solid; padding-right: 0.75pt; border-top-color: windowtext; border-top-width: 1pt; border-top-style: solid; padding-left: 0.75pt; padding-bottom: 0.75pt; border-left-width: 1pt; border-left-style: inset; border-left-color: initial; padding-top: 0.75pt; border-bottom- border-bottom-width: 1pt; border-bottom-style: solid; color:windowtext;"><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; "><span style="line-height: normal; font-family:Arial;"><span style="font-family:Arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Olá, amigo.</span></span></span></span></span></span></p></td></tr><tr><td style="border-right-color: windowtext; border-right-width: 1pt; border-right-style: solid; padding-right: 0.75pt; border-top-color: windowtext; border-top-width: 1pt; border-top-style: solid; padding-left: 0.75pt; padding-bottom: 0.75pt; border-left-width: 1pt; border-left-style: inset; border-left-color: initial; padding-top: 0.75pt; border-bottom- border-bottom-width: 1pt; border-bottom-style: solid; color:windowtext;"><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; "><em style="font-style: italic; "><b style="font-weight: bold; "><i style="font-style: italic; "><span style="line-height: normal; font-family:Arial;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-family:Arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Digái, negão!</span></span></span></span></span></span></i></b></em></p></td><td colspan="2" style="border-right-color: windowtext; border-right-width: 1pt; border-right-style: solid; padding-right: 0.75pt; border-top-color: windowtext; border-top-width: 1pt; border-top-style: solid; padding-left: 0.75pt; padding-bottom: 0.75pt; border-left-width: 1pt; border-left-style: inset; border-left-color: initial; padding-top: 0.75pt; border-bottom- border-bottom-width: 1pt; border-bottom-style: solid; color:windowtext;"><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; "><span style="line-height: normal; font-family:Arial;"><span style="font-family:Arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Olá, amigo. (independente da cor do amigo)</span></span></span></span></span></span></p></td></tr><tr><td style="border-right-color: windowtext; border-right-width: 1pt; border-right-style: solid; padding-right: 0.75pt; border-top-color: windowtext; border-top-width: 1pt; border-top-style: solid; padding-left: 0.75pt; padding-bottom: 0.75pt; border-left-width: 1pt; border-left-style: inset; border-left-color: initial; padding-top: 0.75pt; border-bottom- border-bottom-width: 1pt; border-bottom-style: solid; color:windowtext;"><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; "><em style="font-style: italic; "><b style="font-weight: bold; "><i style="font-style: italic; "><span style="line-height: normal; font-family:Arial;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-family:Arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">E aí, viado!</span></span></span></span></span></span></i></b></em></p></td><td colspan="2" style="border-right-color: windowtext; border-right-width: 1pt; border-right-style: solid; padding-right: 0.75pt; border-top-color: windowtext; border-top-width: 1pt; border-top-style: solid; padding-left: 0.75pt; padding-bottom: 0.75pt; border-left-width: 1pt; border-left-style: inset; border-left-color: initial; padding-top: 0.75pt; border-bottom- border-bottom-width: 1pt; border-bottom-style: solid; color:windowtext;"><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; "><span style="line-height: normal; font-family:Arial;"><span style="font-family:Arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Olá, amigo. (independente da opção sexual do amigo)</span></span></span></span></span></span></p></td></tr><tr><td style="border-right-color: windowtext; border-right-width: 1pt; border-right-style: solid; padding-right: 0.75pt; border-top-color: windowtext; border-top-width: 1pt; border-top-style: solid; padding-left: 0.75pt; padding-bottom: 0.75pt; border-left-width: 1pt; border-left-style: inset; border-left-color: initial; padding-top: 0.75pt; border-bottom- border-bottom-width: 1pt; border-bottom-style: solid; color:windowtext;"><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; "><em style="font-style: italic; "><b style="font-weight: bold; "><i style="font-style: italic; "><span style="line-height: normal; font-family:Arial;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-family:Arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">E aê, meu rei?</span></span></span></span></span></span></i></b></em></p></td><td colspan="2" style="border-right-color: windowtext; border-right-width: 1pt; border-right-style: solid; padding-right: 0.75pt; border-top-color: windowtext; border-top-width: 1pt; border-top-style: solid; padding-left: 0.75pt; padding-bottom: 0.75pt; border-left-width: 1pt; border-left-style: inset; border-left-color: initial; padding-top: 0.75pt; border-bottom- border-bottom-width: 1pt; border-bottom-style: solid; color:windowtext;"><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; "><span style="line-height: normal; font-family:Arial;"><span style="font-family:Arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Olá amigo.</span></span></span></span></span></span></p></td></tr><tr><td style="border-right-color: windowtext; border-right-width: 1pt; border-right-style: solid; padding-right: 0.75pt; border-top-color: windowtext; border-top-width: 1pt; border-top-style: solid; padding-left: 0.75pt; padding-bottom: 0.75pt; border-left-width: 1pt; border-left-style: inset; border-left-color: initial; padding-top: 0.75pt; border-bottom- border-bottom-width: 1pt; border-bottom-style: solid; color:windowtext;"><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; "><em style="font-style: italic; "><b style="font-weight: bold; "><i style="font-style: italic; "><span style="line-height: normal; font-family:Arial;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-family:Arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Ô, véi!</span></span></span></span></span></span></i></b></em></p></td><td colspan="2" style="border-right-color: windowtext; border-right-width: 1pt; border-right-style: solid; padding-right: 0.75pt; border-top-color: windowtext; border-top-width: 1pt; border-top-style: solid; padding-left: 0.75pt; padding-bottom: 0.75pt; border-left-width: 1pt; border-left-style: inset; border-left-color: initial; padding-top: 0.75pt; border-bottom- border-bottom-width: 1pt; border-bottom-style: solid; color:windowtext;"><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; "><span style="line-height: normal; font-family:Arial;"><span style="font-family:Arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Olá amigo.</span></span></span></span></span></span></p></td></tr><tr><td style="border-right-color: windowtext; border-right-width: 1pt; border-right-style: solid; padding-right: 0.75pt; border-top-color: windowtext; border-top-width: 1pt; border-top-style: solid; padding-left: 0.75pt; padding-bottom: 0.75pt; border-left-width: 1pt; border-left-style: inset; border-left-color: initial; padding-top: 0.75pt; border-bottom- border-bottom-width: 1pt; border-bottom-style: solid; color:windowtext;"><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; "><em style="font-style: italic; "><b style="font-weight: bold; "><i style="font-style: italic; "><span style="line-height: normal; font-family:Arial;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-family:Arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Diga, mô pai!</span></span></span></span></span></span></i></b></em></p></td><td colspan="2" style="border-right-color: windowtext; border-right-width: 1pt; border-right-style: solid; padding-right: 0.75pt; border-top-color: windowtext; border-top-width: 1pt; border-top-style: solid; padding-left: 0.75pt; padding-bottom: 0.75pt; border-left-width: 1pt; border-left-style: inset; border-left-color: initial; padding-top: 0.75pt; border-bottom- border-bottom-width: 1pt; border-bottom-style: solid; color:windowtext;"><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; "><span style="line-height: normal; font-family:Arial;"><span style="font-family:Arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Oi para você também, amigo!</span></span></span></span></span></span></p></td></tr><tr><td style="border-right-color: windowtext; border-right-width: 1pt; border-right-style: solid; padding-right: 0.75pt; border-top-color: windowtext; border-top-width: 1pt; border-top-style: solid; padding-left: 0.75pt; padding-bottom: 0.75pt; border-left-width: 1pt; border-left-style: inset; border-left-color: initial; padding-top: 0.75pt; border-bottom- border-bottom-width: 1pt; border-bottom-style: solid; color:windowtext;"><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; "><em style="font-style: italic; "><b style="font-weight: bold; "><i style="font-style: italic; "><span style="line-height: normal; font-family:Arial;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-family:Arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Êa!</span></span></span></span></span></span></i></b></em></p></td><td colspan="2" style="border-right-color: windowtext; border-right-width: 1pt; border-right-style: solid; padding-right: 0.75pt; border-top-color: windowtext; border-top-width: 1pt; border-top-style: solid; padding-left: 0.75pt; padding-bottom: 0.75pt; border-left-width: 1pt; border-left-style: inset; border-left-color: initial; padding-top: 0.75pt; border-bottom- border-bottom-width: 1pt; border-bottom-style: solid; color:windowtext;"><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; "><span style="line-height: normal; font-family:Arial;"><span style="font-family:Arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Olá, amigo.</span></span></span></span></span></span></p></td></tr><tr><td style="border-right-color: windowtext; border-right-width: 1pt; border-right-style: solid; padding-right: 0.75pt; border-top-color: windowtext; border-top-width: 1pt; border-top-style: solid; padding-left: 0.75pt; padding-bottom: 0.75pt; border-left-width: 1pt; border-left-style: inset; border-left-color: initial; padding-top: 0.75pt; border-bottom- border-bottom-width: 1pt; border-bottom-style: solid; color:windowtext;"><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; "><em style="font-style: italic; "><b style="font-weight: bold; "><i style="font-style: italic; "><span style="line-height: normal; font-family:Arial;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-family:Arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Colé de mêrmo?</span></span></span></span></span></span></i></b></em></p></td><td colspan="2" style="border-right-color: windowtext; border-right-width: 1pt; border-right-style: solid; padding-right: 0.75pt; border-top-color: windowtext; border-top-width: 1pt; border-top-style: solid; padding-left: 0.75pt; padding-bottom: 0.75pt; border-left-width: 1pt; border-left-style: inset; border-left-color: initial; padding-top: 0.75pt; border-bottom- border-bottom-width: 1pt; border-bottom-style: solid; color:windowtext;"><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; "><span style="line-height: normal; font-family:Arial;"><span style="font-family:Arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Como vai você?</span></span></span></span></span></span></p></td></tr><tr><td style="border-right-color: windowtext; border-right-width: 1pt; border-right-style: solid; padding-right: 0.75pt; border-top-color: windowtext; border-top-width: 1pt; border-top-style: solid; padding-left: 0.75pt; padding-bottom: 0.75pt; border-left-width: 1pt; border-left-style: inset; border-left-color: initial; padding-top: 0.75pt; border-bottom- border-bottom-width: 1pt; border-bottom-style: solid; color:windowtext;"><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; "><em style="font-style: italic; "><b style="font-weight: bold; "><i style="font-style: italic; "><span style="line-height: normal; font-family:Arial;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-family:Arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">É niuma, misere.</span></span></span></span></span></span></i></b></em></p></td><td colspan="2" style="border-right-color: windowtext; border-right-width: 1pt; border-right-style: solid; padding-right: 0.75pt; border-top-color: windowtext; border-top-width: 1pt; border-top-style: solid; padding-left: 0.75pt; padding-bottom: 0.75pt; border-left-width: 1pt; border-left-style: inset; border-left-color: initial; padding-top: 0.75pt; border-bottom- border-bottom-width: 1pt; border-bottom-style: solid; color:windowtext;"><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; "><span style="line-height: normal; font-family:Arial;"><span style="font-family:Arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Sem problemas, amigo.</span></span></span></span></span></span></p></td></tr><tr><td style="border-right-color: windowtext; border-right-width: 1pt; border-right-style: solid; padding-right: 0.75pt; border-top-color: windowtext; border-top-width: 1pt; border-top-style: solid; padding-left: 0.75pt; padding-bottom: 0.75pt; border-left-width: 1pt; border-left-style: inset; border-left-color: initial; padding-top: 0.75pt; border-bottom- border-bottom-width: 1pt; border-bottom-style: solid; color:windowtext;"><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; "><em style="font-style: italic; "><b style="font-weight: bold; "><i style="font-style: italic; "><span style="line-height: normal; font-family:Arial;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-family:Arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Relaxe mô fiu.</span></span></span></span></span></span></i></b></em></p></td><td colspan="2" style="border-right-color: windowtext; border-right-width: 1pt; border-right-style: solid; padding-right: 0.75pt; border-top-color: windowtext; border-top-width: 1pt; border-top-style: solid; padding-left: 0.75pt; padding-bottom: 0.75pt; border-left-width: 1pt; border-left-style: inset; border-left-color: initial; padding-top: 0.75pt; border-bottom- border-bottom-width: 1pt; border-bottom-style: solid; color:windowtext;"><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; "><span style="line-height: normal; font-family:Arial;"><span style="font-family:Arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Sem problemas, amigo.</span></span></span></span></span></span></p></td></tr><tr><td style="border-right-color: windowtext; border-right-width: 1pt; border-right-style: solid; padding-right: 0.75pt; border-top-color: windowtext; border-top-width: 1pt; border-top-style: solid; padding-left: 0.75pt; padding-bottom: 0.75pt; border-left-width: 1pt; border-left-style: inset; border-left-color: initial; padding-top: 0.75pt; border-bottom- border-bottom-width: 1pt; border-bottom-style: solid; color:windowtext;"><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; "><em style="font-style: italic; "><b style="font-weight: bold; "><i style="font-style: italic; "><span style="line-height: normal; font-family:Arial;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-family:Arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Cê tá ligado qui cê é minha corrente, né vei?</span></span></span></span></span></span></i></b></em></p></td><td colspan="2" style="border-right-color: windowtext; border-right-width: 1pt; border-right-style: solid; padding-right: 0.75pt; border-top-color: windowtext; border-top-width: 1pt; border-top-style: solid; padding-left: 0.75pt; padding-bottom: 0.75pt; border-left-width: 1pt; border-left-style: inset; border-left-color: initial; padding-top: 0.75pt; border-bottom- border-bottom-width: 1pt; border-bottom-style: solid; color:windowtext;"><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; "><span style="line-height: normal; font-family:Arial;"><span style="font-family:Arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Você sabe que é meu bom amigo, não é?</span></span></span></span></span></span></p></td></tr><tr><td style="border-right-color: windowtext; border-right-width: 1pt; border-right-style: solid; padding-right: 0.75pt; border-top-color: windowtext; border-top-width: 1pt; border-top-style: solid; padding-left: 0.75pt; padding-bottom: 0.75pt; border-left-width: 1pt; border-left-style: inset; border-left-color: initial; padding-top: 0.75pt; border-bottom- border-bottom-width: 1pt; border-bottom-style: solid; color:windowtext;"><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; "><em style="font-style: italic; "><b style="font-weight: bold; "><i style="font-style: italic; "><span style="line-height: normal; font-family:Arial;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-family:Arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Bó pu regui, negão?</span></span></span></span></span></span></i></b></em></p></td><td colspan="2" style="border-right-color: windowtext; border-right-width: 1pt; border-right-style: solid; padding-right: 0.75pt; border-top-color: windowtext; border-top-width: 1pt; border-top-style: solid; padding-left: 0.75pt; padding-bottom: 0.75pt; border-left-width: 1pt; border-left-style: inset; border-left-color: initial; padding-top: 0.75pt; border-bottom- border-bottom-width: 1pt; border-bottom-style: solid; color:windowtext;"><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; "><span style="line-height: normal; font-family:Arial;"><span style="font-family:Arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Vamos para a festa, amigo?</span></span></span></span></span></span></p></td></tr><tr><td style="border-right-color: windowtext; border-right-width: 1pt; border-right-style: solid; padding-right: 0.75pt; border-top-color: windowtext; border-top-width: 1pt; border-top-style: solid; padding-left: 0.75pt; padding-bottom: 0.75pt; border-left-width: 1pt; border-left-style: inset; border-left-color: initial; padding-top: 0.75pt; border-bottom- border-bottom-width: 1pt; border-bottom-style: solid; color:windowtext;"><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; "><em style="font-style: italic; "><b style="font-weight: bold; "><i style="font-style: italic; "><span style="line-height: normal; font-family:Arial;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-family:Arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Aí cê me quebra, né bacana.</span></span></span></span></span></span></i></b></em></p></td><td colspan="2" style="border-right-color: windowtext; border-right-width: 1pt; border-right-style: solid; padding-right: 0.75pt; border-top-color: windowtext; border-top-width: 1pt; border-top-style: solid; padding-left: 0.75pt; padding-bottom: 0.75pt; border-left-width: 1pt; border-left-style: inset; border-left-color: initial; padding-top: 0.75pt; border-bottom- border-bottom-width: 1pt; border-bottom-style: solid; color:windowtext;"><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; "><span style="line-height: normal; font-family:Arial;"><span style="font-family:Arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Aí você me prejudica, não é meu amigo?</span></span></span></span></span></span></p></td></tr><tr><td style="border-right-color: windowtext; border-right-width: 1pt; border-right-style: solid; padding-right: 0.75pt; border-top-color: windowtext; border-top-width: 1pt; border-top-style: solid; padding-left: 0.75pt; padding-bottom: 0.75pt; border-left-width: 1pt; border-left-style: inset; border-left-color: initial; padding-top: 0.75pt; border-bottom- border-bottom-width: 1pt; border-bottom-style: solid; color:windowtext;"><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; "><em style="font-style: italic; "><b style="font-weight: bold; "><i style="font-style: italic; "><span style="line-height: normal; font-family:Arial;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-family:Arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Aooonde!</span></span></span></span></span></span></i></b></em></p></td><td colspan="2" style="border-right-color: windowtext; border-right-width: 1pt; border-right-style: solid; padding-right: 0.75pt; border-top-color: windowtext; border-top-width: 1pt; border-top-style: solid; padding-left: 0.75pt; padding-bottom: 0.75pt; border-left-width: 1pt; border-left-style: inset; border-left-color: initial; padding-top: 0.75pt; border-bottom- border-bottom-width: 1pt; border-bottom-style: solid; color:windowtext;"><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; "><span style="line-height: normal; font-family:Arial;"><span style="font-family:Arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Não mesmo!</span></span></span></span></span></span></p></td></tr><tr><td style="border-right-color: windowtext; border-right-width: 1pt; border-right-style: solid; padding-right: 0.75pt; border-top-color: windowtext; border-top-width: 1pt; border-top-style: solid; padding-left: 0.75pt; padding-bottom: 0.75pt; border-left-width: 1pt; border-left-style: inset; border-left-color: initial; padding-top: 0.75pt; border-bottom- border-bottom-width: 1pt; border-bottom-style: solid; color:windowtext;"><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; "><em style="font-style: italic; "><b style="font-weight: bold; "><i style="font-style: italic; "><span style="line-height: normal; font-family:Arial;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-family:Arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Vô quexá aquela pirigueti.</span></span></span></span></span></span></i></b></em></p></td><td colspan="2" style="border-right-color: windowtext; border-right-width: 1pt; border-right-style: solid; padding-right: 0.75pt; border-top-color: windowtext; border-top-width: 1pt; border-top-style: solid; padding-left: 0.75pt; padding-bottom: 0.75pt; border-left-width: 1pt; border-left-style: inset; border-left-color: initial; padding-top: 0.75pt; border-bottom- border-bottom-width: 1pt; border-bottom-style: solid; color:windowtext;"><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; "><span style="line-height: normal; font-family:Arial;"><span style="font-family:Arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Vou paquerar aquela garota.</span></span></span></span></span></span></p></td></tr><tr><td style="border-right-color: windowtext; border-right-width: 1pt; border-right-style: solid; padding-right: 0.75pt; border-top-color: windowtext; border-top-width: 1pt; border-top-style: solid; padding-left: 0.75pt; padding-bottom: 0.75pt; border-left-width: 1pt; border-left-style: inset; border-left-color: initial; padding-top: 0.75pt; border-bottom- border-bottom-width: 1pt; border-bottom-style: solid; color:windowtext;"><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; "><em style="font-style: italic; "><b style="font-weight: bold; "><i style="font-style: italic; "><span style="line-height: normal; font-family:Arial;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-family:Arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Vô cumê água.</span></span></span></span></span></span></i></b></em></p></td><td colspan="2" style="border-right-color: windowtext; border-right-width: 1pt; border-right-style: solid; padding-right: 0.75pt; border-top-color: windowtext; border-top-width: 1pt; border-top-style: solid; padding-left: 0.75pt; padding-bottom: 0.75pt; border-left-width: 1pt; border-left-style: inset; border-left-color: initial; padding-top: 0.75pt; border-bottom- border-bottom-width: 1pt; border-bottom-style: solid; color:windowtext;"><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; "><span style="line-height: normal; font-family:Arial;"><span style="font-family:Arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Vou beber (álcool).</span></span></span></span></span></span></p></td></tr><tr><td style="border-right-color: windowtext; border-right-width: 1pt; border-right-style: solid; padding-right: 0.75pt; border-top-color: windowtext; border-top-width: 1pt; border-top-style: solid; padding-left: 0.75pt; padding-bottom: 0.75pt; border-left-width: 1pt; border-left-style: inset; border-left-color: initial; padding-top: 0.75pt; border-bottom- border-bottom-width: 1pt; border-bottom-style: solid; color:windowtext;"><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; "><em style="font-style: italic; "><b style="font-weight: bold; "><i style="font-style: italic; "><span style="line-height: normal; font-family:Arial;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-family:Arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Colé de mermo?</span></span></span></span></span></span></i></b></em></p></td><td colspan="2" style="border-right-color: windowtext; border-right-width: 1pt; border-right-style: solid; padding-right: 0.75pt; border-top-color: windowtext; border-top-width: 1pt; border-top-style: solid; padding-left: 0.75pt; padding-bottom: 0.75pt; border-left-width: 1pt; border-left-style: inset; border-left-color: initial; padding-top: 0.75pt; border-bottom- border-bottom-width: 1pt; border-bottom-style: solid; color:windowtext;"><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; "><span style="line-height: normal; font-family:Arial;"><span style="font-family:Arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">O que é que você quer mesmo? (Caso notável de compactação!)</span></span></span></span></span></span></p></td></tr><tr><td style="border-right-color: windowtext; border-right-width: 1pt; border-right-style: solid; padding-right: 0.75pt; border-top-color: windowtext; border-top-width: 1pt; border-top-style: solid; padding-left: 0.75pt; padding-bottom: 0.75pt; border-left-width: 1pt; border-left-style: inset; border-left-color: initial; padding-top: 0.75pt; border-bottom- border-bottom-width: 1pt; border-bottom-style: solid; color:windowtext;"><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; "><em style="font-style: italic; "><b style="font-weight: bold; "><i style="font-style: italic; "><span style="line-height: normal; font-family:Arial;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-family:Arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Eu tô ligado que cê tá ligado na de colé de merma.</span></span></span></span></span></span></i></b></em></p></td><td colspan="2" style="border-right-color: windowtext; border-right-width: 1pt; border-right-style: solid; padding-right: 0.75pt; border-top-color: windowtext; border-top-width: 1pt; border-top-style: solid; padding-left: 0.75pt; padding-bottom: 0.75pt; border-left-width: 1pt; border-left-style: inset; border-left-color: initial; padding-top: 0.75pt; border-bottom- border-bottom-width: 1pt; border-bottom-style: solid; color:windowtext;"><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; "><span style="line-height: normal; font-family:Arial;"><span style="font-family:Arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Estou ciente do seu conhecimento a respeito do assunto.</span></span></span></span></span></span></p></td></tr><tr><td style="border-right-color: windowtext; border-right-width: 1pt; border-right-style: solid; padding-right: 0.75pt; border-top-color: windowtext; border-top-width: 1pt; border-top-style: solid; padding-left: 0.75pt; padding-bottom: 0.75pt; border-left-width: 1pt; border-left-style: inset; border-left-color: initial; padding-top: 0.75pt; border-bottom- border-bottom-width: 1pt; border-bottom-style: solid; color:windowtext;"><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; "><em style="font-style: italic; "><b style="font-weight: bold; "><i style="font-style: italic; "><span style="line-height: normal; font-family:Arial;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-family:Arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">O brother tirou uma onda da porra.</span></span></span></span></span></span></i></b></em></p></td><td colspan="2" style="border-right-color: windowtext; border-right-width: 1pt; border-right-style: solid; padding-right: 0.75pt; border-top-color: windowtext; border-top-width: 1pt; border-top-style: solid; padding-left: 0.75pt; padding-bottom: 0.75pt; border-left-width: 1pt; border-left-style: inset; border-left-color: initial; padding-top: 0.75pt; border-bottom- border-bottom-width: 1pt; border-bottom-style: solid; color:windowtext;"><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; "><span style="line-height: normal; font-family:Arial;"><span style="font-family:Arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">O cara se achou.</span></span></span></span></span></span></p></td></tr><tr><td style="border-right-color: windowtext; border-right-width: 1pt; border-right-style: solid; padding-right: 0.75pt; border-top-color: windowtext; border-top-width: 1pt; border-top-style: solid; padding-left: 0.75pt; padding-bottom: 0.75pt; border-left-width: 1pt; border-left-style: inset; border-left-color: initial; padding-top: 0.75pt; border-bottom- border-bottom-width: 1pt; border-bottom-style: solid; color:windowtext;"><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; "><em style="font-style: italic; "><b style="font-weight: bold; "><i style="font-style: italic; "><span style="line-height: normal; font-family:Arial;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-family:Arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Tá me tirando de otário é?</span></span></span></span></span></span></i></b></em></p></td><td colspan="2" style="border-right-color: windowtext; border-right-width: 1pt; border-right-style: solid; padding-right: 0.75pt; border-top-color: windowtext; border-top-width: 1pt; border-top-style: solid; padding-left: 0.75pt; padding-bottom: 0.75pt; border-left-width: 1pt; border-left-style: inset; border-left-color: initial; padding-top: 0.75pt; border-bottom- border-bottom-width: 1pt; border-bottom-style: solid; color:windowtext;"><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; "><span style="line-height: normal; font-family:Arial;"><span style="font-family:Arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Está me fazendo de bobo?</span></span></span></span></span></span></p></td></tr><tr><td style="border-right-color: windowtext; border-right-width: 1pt; border-right-style: solid; padding-right: 0.75pt; border-top-color: windowtext; border-top-width: 1pt; border-top-style: solid; padding-left: 0.75pt; padding-bottom: 0.75pt; border-left-width: 1pt; border-left-style: inset; border-left-color: initial; padding-top: 0.75pt; border-bottom- border-bottom-width: 1pt; border-bottom-style: solid; color:windowtext;"><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; "><em style="font-style: italic; "><b style="font-weight: bold; "><i style="font-style: italic; "><span style="line-height: normal; font-family:Arial;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-family:Arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Tá me comediando é?</span></span></span></span></span></span></i></b></em></p></td><td colspan="2" style="border-right-color: windowtext; border-right-width: 1pt; border-right-style: solid; padding-right: 0.75pt; border-top-color: windowtext; border-top-width: 1pt; border-top-style: solid; padding-left: 0.75pt; padding-bottom: 0.75pt; border-left-width: 1pt; border-left-style: inset; border-left-color: initial; padding-top: 0.75pt; border-bottom- border-bottom-width: 1pt; border-bottom-style: solid; color:windowtext;"><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; "><span style="line-height: normal; font-family:Arial;"><span style="font-family:Arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Está me fazendo de bobo?</span></span></span></span></span></span></p></td></tr><tr><td style="border-right-color: windowtext; border-right-width: 1pt; border-right-style: solid; padding-right: 0.75pt; border-top-color: windowtext; border-top-width: 1pt; border-top-style: solid; padding-left: 0.75pt; padding-bottom: 0.75pt; border-left-width: 1pt; border-left-style: inset; border-left-color: initial; padding-top: 0.75pt; border-bottom- border-bottom-width: 1pt; border-bottom-style: solid; color:windowtext;"><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; "><em style="font-style: italic; "><b style="font-weight: bold; "><i style="font-style: italic; "><span style="line-height: normal; font-family:Arial;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-family:Arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Se plante!</span></span></span></span></span></span></i></b></em></p></td><td colspan="2" style="border-right-color: windowtext; border-right-width: 1pt; border-right-style: solid; padding-right: 0.75pt; border-top-color: windowtext; border-top-width: 1pt; border-top-style: solid; padding-left: 0.75pt; padding-bottom: 0.75pt; border-left-width: 1pt; border-left-style: inset; border-left-color: initial; padding-top: 0.75pt; border-bottom- border-bottom-width: 1pt; border-bottom-style: solid; color:windowtext;"><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; "><span style="line-height: normal; font-family:Arial;"><span style="font-family:Arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Fique na sua.</span></span></span></span></span></span></p></td></tr><tr><td style="border-right-color: windowtext; border-right-width: 1pt; border-right-style: solid; padding-right: 0.75pt; border-top-color: windowtext; border-top-width: 1pt; border-top-style: solid; padding-left: 0.75pt; padding-bottom: 0.75pt; border-left-width: 1pt; border-left-style: inset; border-left-color: initial; padding-top: 0.75pt; border-bottom- border-bottom-width: 1pt; border-bottom-style: solid; color:windowtext;"><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; "><em style="font-style: italic; "><b style="font-weight: bold; "><i style="font-style: italic; "><span style="line-height: normal; font-family:Arial;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-family:Arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Se bote aí, vá!</span></span></span></span></span></span></i></b></em></p></td><td colspan="2" style="border-right-color: windowtext; border-right-width: 1pt; border-right-style: solid; padding-right: 0.75pt; border-top-color: windowtext; border-top-width: 1pt; border-top-style: solid; padding-left: 0.75pt; padding-bottom: 0.75pt; border-left-width: 1pt; border-left-style: inset; border-left-color: initial; padding-top: 0.75pt; border-bottom- border-bottom-width: 1pt; border-bottom-style: solid; color:windowtext;"><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; "><span style="line-height: normal; font-family:Arial;"><span style="font-family:Arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Chamada ao combate físico.</span></span></span></span></span></span></p></td></tr><tr><td style="border-right-color: windowtext; border-right-width: 1pt; border-right-style: solid; padding-right: 0.75pt; border-top-color: windowtext; border-top-width: 1pt; border-top-style: solid; padding-left: 0.75pt; padding-bottom: 0.75pt; border-left-width: 1pt; border-left-style: inset; border-left-color: initial; padding-top: 0.75pt; border-bottom- border-bottom-width: 1pt; border-bottom-style: solid; color:windowtext;"><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; "><em style="font-style: italic; "><b style="font-weight: bold; "><i style="font-style: italic; "><span style="line-height: normal; font-family:Arial;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-family:Arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Eu me saí logo.</span></span></span></span></span></span></i></b></em></p></td><td colspan="2" style="border-right-color: windowtext; border-right-width: 1pt; border-right-style: solid; padding-right: 0.75pt; border-top-color: windowtext; border-top-width: 1pt; border-top-style: solid; padding-left: 0.75pt; padding-bottom: 0.75pt; border-left-width: 1pt; border-left-style: inset; border-left-color: initial; padding-top: 0.75pt; border-bottom- border-bottom-width: 1pt; border-bottom-style: solid; color:windowtext;"><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; "><span style="line-height: normal; font-family:Arial;"><span style="font-family:Arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Eu evitei a situação.</span></span></span></span></span></span></p></td></tr><tr><td style="border-right-color: windowtext; border-right-width: 1pt; border-right-style: solid; padding-right: 0.75pt; border-top-color: windowtext; border-top-width: 1pt; border-top-style: solid; padding-left: 0.75pt; padding-bottom: 0.75pt; border-left-width: 1pt; border-left-style: inset; border-left-color: initial; padding-top: 0.75pt; border-bottom- border-bottom-width: 1pt; border-bottom-style: solid; color:windowtext;"><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; "><em style="font-style: italic; "><b style="font-weight: bold; "><i style="font-style: italic; "><span style="line-height: normal; font-family:Arial;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-family:Arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Shhh... Ai, mainhaaa.</span></span></span></span></span></span></i></b></em></p></td><td colspan="2" style="border-right-color: windowtext; border-right-width: 1pt; border-right-style: solid; padding-right: 0.75pt; border-top-color: windowtext; border-top-width: 1pt; border-top-style: solid; padding-left: 0.75pt; padding-bottom: 0.75pt; border-left-width: 1pt; border-left-style: inset; border-left-color: initial; padding-top: 0.75pt; border-bottom- border-bottom-width: 1pt; border-bottom-style: solid; color:windowtext;"><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; "><span style="line-height: normal; font-family:Arial;"><span style="font-family:Arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Até hoje não se sabe a tradução. Sabe-se apenas que nas músicas de pagode, o vocalista está excitado com sua respectiva amante.</span></span></span></span></span></span></p></td></tr><tr><td style="border-right-color: windowtext; border-right-width: 1pt; border-right-style: solid; padding-right: 0.75pt; border-top-color: windowtext; border-top-width: 1pt; border-top-style: solid; padding-left: 0.75pt; padding-bottom: 0.75pt; border-left-width: 1pt; border-left-style: inset; border-left-color: initial; padding-top: 0.75pt; border-bottom- border-bottom-width: 1pt; border-bottom-style: solid; color:windowtext;"><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; "><em style="font-style: italic; "><b style="font-weight: bold; "><i style="font-style: italic; "><span style="line-height: normal; font-family:Arial;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-family:Arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Ôxe!</span></span></span></span></span></span></i></b></em></p></td><td colspan="2" style="border-right-color: windowtext; border-right-width: 1pt; border-right-style: solid; padding-right: 0.75pt; border-top-color: windowtext; border-top-width: 1pt; border-top-style: solid; padding-left: 0.75pt; padding-bottom: 0.75pt; border-left-width: 1pt; border-left-style: inset; border-left-color: initial; padding-top: 0.75pt; border-bottom- border-bottom-width: 1pt; border-bottom-style: solid; color:windowtext;"><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; "><span style="line-height: normal; font-family:Arial;"><span style="font-family:Arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Todo baiano usa essa expressão para tudo, mas um forasteiro nunca acerta quando usa.</span></span></span></span></span></span></p></td></tr><tr><td style="border-right-color: windowtext; border-right-width: 1pt; border-right-style: solid; padding-right: 0.75pt; border-top-color: windowtext; border-top-width: 1pt; border-top-style: solid; padding-left: 0.75pt; padding-bottom: 0.75pt; border-left-width: 1pt; border-left-style: inset; border-left-color: initial; padding-top: 0.75pt; border-bottom- border-bottom-width: 1pt; border-bottom-style: solid; color:windowtext;"><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; "><em style="font-style: italic; "><b style="font-weight: bold; "><i style="font-style: italic; "><span style="line-height: normal; font-family:Arial;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-family:Arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Lá ele! ou Lá nele!</span></span></span></span></span></span></i></b></em></p></td><td colspan="2" style="border-right-color: windowtext; border-right-width: 1pt; border-right-style: solid; padding-right: 0.75pt; border-top-color: windowtext; border-top-width: 1pt; border-top-style: solid; padding-left: 0.75pt; padding-bottom: 0.75pt; border-left-width: 1pt; border-left-style: inset; border-left-color: initial; padding-top: 0.75pt; border-bottom- border-bottom-width: 1pt; border-bottom-style: solid; color:windowtext;"><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; "><span style="line-height: normal; font-family:Arial;"><span style="font-family:Arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Eu não, sai fora, ou qualquer outra situação da qual a pessoa queira se livrar ou passar para outro.</span></span></span></span></span></span></p></td></tr><tr><td style="border-right-color: windowtext; border-right-width: 1pt; border-right-style: solid; padding-right: 0.75pt; border-top-color: windowtext; border-top-width: 1pt; border-top-style: solid; padding-left: 0.75pt; padding-bottom: 0.75pt; border-left-width: 1pt; border-left-style: inset; border-left-color: initial; padding-top: 0.75pt; border-bottom- border-bottom-width: 1pt; border-bottom-style: solid; color:windowtext;"><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; "><em style="font-style: italic; "><b style="font-weight: bold; "><i style="font-style: italic; "><span style="line-height: normal; font-family:Arial;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-family:Arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Lasquei em banda!</span></span></span></span></span></span></i></b></em></p></td><td colspan="2" style="border-right-color: windowtext; border-right-width: 1pt; border-right-style: solid; padding-right: 0.75pt; border-top-color: windowtext; border-top-width: 1pt; border-top-style: solid; padding-left: 0.75pt; padding-bottom: 0.75pt; border-left-width: 1pt; border-left-style: inset; border-left-color: initial; padding-top: 0.75pt; border-bottom- border-bottom-width: 1pt; border-bottom-style: solid; color:windowtext;"><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; "><span style="line-height: normal; font-family:Arial;"><span style="font-family:Arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Meteu sem dó nem pena.</span></span></span></span></span></span></p></td></tr><tr><td style="border-right-color: windowtext; border-right-width: 1pt; border-right-style: solid; padding-right: 0.75pt; border-top-color: windowtext; border-top-width: 1pt; border-top-style: solid; padding-left: 0.75pt; padding-bottom: 0.75pt; border-left-width: 1pt; border-left-style: inset; border-left-color: initial; padding-top: 0.75pt; border-bottom- border-bottom-width: 1pt; border-bottom-style: solid; color:windowtext;"><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; "><em style="font-style: italic; "><b style="font-weight: bold; "><i style="font-style: italic; "><span style="line-height: normal; font-family:Arial;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-family:Arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Biriba nela mô pai.</span></span></span></span></span></span></i></b></em></p></td><td colspan="2" style="border-right-color: windowtext; border-right-width: 1pt; border-right-style: solid; padding-right: 0.75pt; border-top-color: windowtext; border-top-width: 1pt; border-top-style: solid; padding-left: 0.75pt; padding-bottom: 0.75pt; border-left-width: 1pt; border-left-style: inset; border-left-color: initial; padding-top: 0.75pt; border-bottom- border-bottom-width: 1pt; border-bottom-style: solid; color:windowtext;"><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; "><span style="line-height: normal; font-family:Arial;"><span style="font-family:Arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Manda ver! (no sentido sexual da coisa)</span></span></span></span></span></span></p></td></tr><tr><td style="border-right-color: windowtext; border-right-width: 1pt; border-right-style: solid; padding-right: 0.75pt; border-top-color: windowtext; border-top-width: 1pt; border-top-style: solid; padding-left: 0.75pt; padding-bottom: 0.75pt; border-left-width: 1pt; border-left-style: inset; border-left-color: initial; padding-top: 0.75pt; border-bottom- border-bottom-width: 1pt; border-bottom-style: solid; color:windowtext;"><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; "><em style="font-style: italic; "><b style="font-weight: bold; "><i style="font-style: italic; "><span style="line-height: normal; font-family:Arial;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-family:Arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Ó paí ó!</span></span></span></span></span></span></i></b></em></p></td><td colspan="2" style="border-right-color: windowtext; border-right-width: 1pt; border-right-style: solid; padding-right: 0.75pt; border-top-color: windowtext; border-top-width: 1pt; border-top-style: solid; padding-left: 0.75pt; padding-bottom: 0.75pt; border-left-width: 1pt; border-left-style: inset; border-left-color: initial; padding-top: 0.75pt; border-bottom- border-bottom-width: 1pt; border-bottom-style: solid; color:windowtext;"><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; "><span style="line-height: normal; font-family:Arial;"><span style="font-family:Arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Olhe para aí, olhe!</span></span></span></span></span></span></p></td></tr><tr><td colspan="3" style="border-right-color: windowtext; border-right-width: 1pt; border-right-style: solid; padding-right: 0.75pt; border-top-color: windowtext; border-top-width: 1pt; border-top-style: solid; padding-left: 0.75pt; padding-bottom: 0.75pt; border-left-width: 1pt; border-left-style: inset; border-left-color: initial; padding-top: 0.75pt; border-bottom- border-bottom-width: 1pt; border-bottom-style: solid; color:windowtext;"><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; "><em style="font-style: italic; "><i style="font-style: italic; "><span style="line-height: normal; font-family:Arial;"><span style="font-family:Arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Essa expressão foi utilizada pela primeira vez pelo capitão português Manoel da Padaria à frente da Nau Bolseta, que por infortúnio (leia-se burrice) perdeu-se da frota portuguesa no caminho para as Índias e veio parar na Bahia; desde então foi resgatada pelo povo baiano, assíduo leitor de Camões, já que se trata de um texto apócrifo dos Lusíadas, que nem os portugueses sabiam (nenhum jamais concluiu a leitura do clássico). É muito usada por aqui, tanto que virou filme, peça teatral, música, marca de refrigerante, água de coco, barzinho, cerveja, igreja....</span></span></span></span></span></span></i></em></p></td></tr><tr><td colspan="2" style="border-right-color: windowtext; border-right-width: 1pt; border-right-style: solid; padding-right: 0.75pt; border-top-color: windowtext; border-top-width: 1pt; border-top-style: solid; padding-left: 0.75pt; padding-bottom: 0.75pt; border-left-width: 1pt; border-left-style: inset; border-left-color: initial; padding-top: 0.75pt; border-bottom- border-bottom-width: 1pt; border-bottom-style: solid; color:windowtext;"><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; "><em style="font-style: italic; "><b style="font-weight: bold; "><i style="font-style: italic; "><span style="line-height: normal; font-family:Arial;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-family:Arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Num tô comeno reggae!</span></span></span></span></span></span></i></b></em></p></td><td style="border-right-color: windowtext; border-right-width: 1pt; border-right-style: solid; padding-right: 0.75pt; border-top-color: windowtext; border-top-width: 1pt; border-top-style: solid; padding-left: 0.75pt; padding-bottom: 0.75pt; border-left-width: 1pt; border-left-style: inset; border-left-color: initial; padding-top: 0.75pt; border-bottom- border-bottom-width: 1pt; border-bottom-style: solid; color:windowtext;"><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; "><span style="line-height: normal; font-family:Arial;"><span style="font-family:Arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Não estar acreditando ou dando muita importância.</span></span></span></span></span></span></p></td></tr><tr><td colspan="2" style="border-right-color: windowtext; border-right-width: 1pt; border-right-style: solid; padding-right: 0.75pt; border-top-color: windowtext; border-top-width: 1pt; border-top-style: solid; padding-left: 0.75pt; padding-bottom: 0.75pt; border-left-width: 1pt; border-left-style: inset; border-left-color: initial; padding-top: 0.75pt; border-bottom- border-bottom-width: 1pt; border-bottom-style: solid; color:windowtext;"><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; "><em style="font-style: italic; "><b style="font-weight: bold; "><i style="font-style: italic; "><span style="line-height: normal; font-family:Arial;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-family:Arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Num tô comeno reggae de (fulano)!</span></span></span></span></span></span></i></b></em></p></td><td style="border-right-color: windowtext; border-right-width: 1pt; border-right-style: solid; padding-right: 0.75pt; border-top-color: windowtext; border-top-width: 1pt; border-top-style: solid; padding-left: 0.75pt; padding-bottom: 0.75pt; border-left-width: 1pt; border-left-style: inset; border-left-color: initial; padding-top: 0.75pt; border-bottom- border-bottom-width: 1pt; border-bottom-style: solid; color:windowtext;"><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; "><span style="line-height: normal; font-family:Arial;"><span style="font-family:Arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Não estar com medo de provocação/ameaça de (fulano)</span></span></span></span></span></span></p></td></tr><tr><td colspan="2" style="border-right-color: windowtext; border-right-width: 1pt; border-right-style: solid; padding-right: 0.75pt; border-top-color: windowtext; border-top-width: 1pt; border-top-style: solid; padding-left: 0.75pt; padding-bottom: 0.75pt; border-left-width: 1pt; border-left-style: inset; border-left-color: initial; padding-top: 0.75pt; border-bottom- border-bottom-width: 1pt; border-bottom-style: solid; color:windowtext;"><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; "><em style="font-style: italic; "><b style="font-weight: bold; "><i style="font-style: italic; "><span style="line-height: normal; font-family:Arial;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-family:Arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Tome na seqüência misere.</span></span></span></span></span></span></i></b></em></p></td><td style="border-right-color: windowtext; border-right-width: 1pt; border-right-style: solid; padding-right: 0.75pt; border-top-color: windowtext; border-top-width: 1pt; border-top-style: solid; padding-left: 0.75pt; padding-bottom: 0.75pt; border-left-width: 1pt; border-left-style: inset; border-left-color: initial; padding-top: 0.75pt; border-bottom- border-bottom-width: 1pt; border-bottom-style: solid; color:windowtext;"><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; "><span style="line-height: normal; font-family:Arial;"><span style="font-family:Arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Tomar o troco de algo ruim que você fez.</span></span></span></span></span></span></p></td></tr><tr><td colspan="2" style="border-right-color: windowtext; border-right-width: 1pt; border-right-style: solid; padding-right: 0.75pt; border-top-color: windowtext; border-top-width: 1pt; border-top-style: solid; padding-left: 0.75pt; padding-bottom: 0.75pt; border-left-width: 1pt; border-left-style: inset; border-left-color: initial; padding-top: 0.75pt; border-bottom- border-bottom-width: 1pt; border-bottom-style: solid; color:windowtext;"><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; "><em style="font-style: italic; "><b style="font-weight: bold; "><i style="font-style: italic; "><span style="line-height: normal; font-family:Arial;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-family:Arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Eu quero prova e R$ 1,00 de Big-Big!</span></span></span></span></span></span></i></b></em></p></td><td style="border-right-color: windowtext; border-right-width: 1pt; border-right-style: solid; padding-right: 0.75pt; border-top-color: windowtext; border-top-width: 1pt; border-top-style: solid; padding-left: 0.75pt; padding-bottom: 0.75pt; border-left-width: 1pt; border-left-style: inset; border-left-color: initial; padding-top: 0.75pt; border-bottom- border-bottom-width: 1pt; border-bottom-style: solid; color:windowtext;"><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; "><span style="line-height: normal; font-family:Arial;"><span style="font-family:Arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Não acreditar. O Big-Big é um chiclete muito valorizado por pessoas de todas as classes.</span></span></span></span></span></span></p></td></tr><tr><td colspan="2" style="border-right-color: windowtext; border-right-width: 1pt; border-right-style: solid; padding-right: 0.75pt; border-top-color: windowtext; border-top-width: 1pt; border-top-style: solid; padding-left: 0.75pt; padding-bottom: 0.75pt; border-left-width: 1pt; border-left-style: inset; border-left-color: initial; padding-top: 0.75pt; border-bottom- border-bottom-width: 1pt; border-bottom-style: solid; color:windowtext;"><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; "><em style="font-style: italic; "><b style="font-weight: bold; "><i style="font-style: italic; "><span style="line-height: normal; font-family:Arial;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-family:Arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Sai do chão!</span></span></span></span></span></span></i></b></em></p></td><td style="border-right-color: windowtext; border-right-width: 1pt; border-right-style: solid; padding-right: 0.75pt; border-top-color: windowtext; border-top-width: 1pt; border-top-style: solid; padding-left: 0.75pt; padding-bottom: 0.75pt; border-left-width: 1pt; border-left-style: inset; border-left-color: initial; padding-top: 0.75pt; border-bottom- border-bottom-width: 1pt; border-bottom-style: solid; color:windowtext;"><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; "><span style="line-height: normal; font-family:Arial;"><span style="font-family:Arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Frase típica e predileta das bandas de axé. O intuito da mesma é de que indivíduo se agite e curta o som tocado em questão.</span></span></span></span></span></span></p></td></tr><tr><td colspan="2" style="border-right-color: windowtext; border-right-width: 1pt; border-right-style: solid; padding-right: 0.75pt; border-top-color: windowtext; border-top-width: 1pt; border-top-style: solid; padding-left: 0.75pt; padding-bottom: 0.75pt; border-left-width: 1pt; border-left-style: inset; border-left-color: initial; padding-top: 0.75pt; border-bottom- border-bottom-width: 1pt; border-bottom-style: solid; color:windowtext;"><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; "><em style="font-style: italic; "><b style="font-weight: bold; "><i style="font-style: italic; "><span style="line-height: normal; font-family:Arial;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-family:Arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Rumálaporra!</span></span></span></span></span></span></i></b></em></p></td><td style="border-right-color: windowtext; border-right-width: 1pt; border-right-style: solid; padding-right: 0.75pt; border-top-color: windowtext; border-top-width: 1pt; border-top-style: solid; padding-left: 0.75pt; padding-bottom: 0.75pt; border-left-width: 1pt; border-left-style: inset; border-left-color: initial; padding-top: 0.75pt; border-bottom- border-bottom-width: 1pt; border-bottom-style: solid; color:windowtext;"><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; "><span style="line-height: normal; font-family:Arial;"><span style="font-family:Arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Agir violentamente contra alguém ou algo.</span></span></span></span></span></span></p></td></tr><tr><td colspan="2" style="border-right-color: windowtext; border-right-width: 1pt; border-right-style: solid; padding-right: 0.75pt; border-top-color: windowtext; border-top-width: 1pt; border-top-style: solid; padding-left: 0.75pt; padding-bottom: 0.75pt; border-left-width: 1pt; border-left-style: inset; border-left-color: initial; padding-top: 0.75pt; border-bottom- border-bottom-width: 1pt; border-bottom-style: solid; color:windowtext;"><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; "><em style="font-style: italic; "><b style="font-weight: bold; "><i style="font-style: italic; "><span style="line-height: normal; font-family:Arial;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-family:Arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Rumáladisgraça!</span></span></span></span></span></span></i></b></em></p></td><td style="border-right-color: windowtext; border-right-width: 1pt; border-right-style: solid; padding-right: 0.75pt; border-top-color: windowtext; border-top-width: 1pt; border-top-style: solid; padding-left: 0.75pt; padding-bottom: 0.75pt; border-left-width: 1pt; border-left-style: inset; border-left-color: initial; padding-top: 0.75pt; border-bottom- border-bottom-width: 1pt; border-bottom-style: solid; color:windowtext;"><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; "><span style="line-height: normal; font-family:Arial;"><span style="font-family:Arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Agir violentamente contra alguém ou algo.</span></span></span></span></span></span></p></td></tr><tr><td colspan="2" style="border-right-color: windowtext; border-right-width: 1pt; border-right-style: solid; padding-right: 0.75pt; border-top-color: windowtext; border-top-width: 1pt; border-top-style: solid; padding-left: 0.75pt; padding-bottom: 0.75pt; border-left-width: 1pt; border-left-style: inset; border-left-color: initial; padding-top: 0.75pt; border-bottom- border-bottom-width: 1pt; border-bottom-style: solid; color:windowtext;"><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; "><em style="font-style: italic; "><b style="font-weight: bold; "><i style="font-style: italic; "><span style="line-height: normal; font-family:Arial;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-family:Arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Picá a porra!</span></span></span></span></span></span></i></b></em></p></td><td style="border-right-color: windowtext; border-right-width: 1pt; border-right-style: solid; padding-right: 0.75pt; border-top-color: windowtext; border-top-width: 1pt; border-top-style: solid; padding-left: 0.75pt; padding-bottom: 0.75pt; border-left-width: 1pt; border-left-style: inset; border-left-color: initial; padding-top: 0.75pt; border-bottom- border-bottom-width: 1pt; border-bottom-style: solid; color:windowtext;"><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; "><span style="line-height: normal; font-family:Arial;"><span style="font-family:Arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Agir violentamente contra alguém ou algo.</span></span></span></span></span></span></p></td></tr><tr><td colspan="2" style="border-right-color: windowtext; border-right-width: 1pt; border-right-style: solid; padding-right: 0.75pt; border-top-color: windowtext; border-top-width: 1pt; border-top-style: solid; padding-left: 0.75pt; padding-bottom: 0.75pt; border-left-width: 1pt; border-left-style: inset; border-left-color: initial; padding-top: 0.75pt; border-bottom- border-bottom-width: 1pt; border-bottom-style: solid; color:windowtext;"><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; "><em style="font-style: italic; "><b style="font-weight: bold; "><i style="font-style: italic; "><span style="line-height: normal; font-family:Arial;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-family:Arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Ei, ó o auê aí ô!</span></span></span></span></span></span></i></b></em></p></td><td style="border-right-color: windowtext; border-right-width: 1pt; border-right-style: solid; padding-right: 0.75pt; border-top-color: windowtext; border-top-width: 1pt; border-top-style: solid; padding-left: 0.75pt; padding-bottom: 0.75pt; border-left-width: 1pt; border-left-style: inset; border-left-color: initial; padding-top: 0.75pt; border-bottom- border-bottom-width: 1pt; border-bottom-style: solid; color:windowtext;"><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; "><span style="line-height: normal; font-family:Arial;"><span style="font-family:Arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Tida como única frase universal a utilizar apenas vogais e ter sentido completo, significa parem de baderna.</span></span></span></span></span></span></p></td></tr><tr><td colspan="2" style="border-right-color: windowtext; border-right-width: 1pt; border-right-style: solid; padding-right: 0.75pt; border-top-color: windowtext; border-top-width: 1pt; border-top-style: solid; padding-left: 0.75pt; padding-bottom: 0.75pt; border-left-width: 1pt; border-left-style: inset; border-left-color: initial; padding-top: 0.75pt; border-bottom- border-bottom-width: 1pt; border-bottom-style: solid; color:windowtext;"><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; "><em style="font-style: italic; "><b style="font-weight: bold; "><i style="font-style: italic; "><span style="line-height: normal; font-family:Arial;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-family:Arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Bó batê o baba?</span></span></span></span></span></span></i></b></em></p></td><td style="border-right-color: windowtext; border-right-width: 1pt; border-right-style: solid; padding-right: 0.75pt; border-top-color: windowtext; border-top-width: 1pt; border-top-style: solid; padding-left: 0.75pt; padding-bottom: 0.75pt; border-left-width: 1pt; border-left-style: inset; border-left-color: initial; padding-top: 0.75pt; border-bottom- border-bottom-width: 1pt; border-bottom-style: solid; color:windowtext;"><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; "><span style="line-height: normal; font-family:Arial;"><span style="font-family:Arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Chamar os amigos para uma partida de futebol.</span></span></span></span></span></span></p></td></tr><tr><td colspan="2" style="border-right-color: windowtext; border-right-width: 1pt; border-right-style: solid; padding-right: 0.75pt; border-top-color: windowtext; border-top-width: 1pt; border-top-style: solid; padding-left: 0.75pt; padding-bottom: 0.75pt; border-left-width: 1pt; border-left-style: inset; border-left-color: initial; padding-top: 0.75pt; border-bottom- border-bottom-width: 1pt; border-bottom-style: solid; color:windowtext;"><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; "><em style="font-style: italic; "><b style="font-weight: bold; "><i style="font-style: italic; "><span style="line-height: normal; font-family:Arial;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-family:Arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Bó pu reggae?</span></span></span></span></span></span></i></b></em></p></td><td style="border-right-color: windowtext; border-right-width: 1pt; border-right-style: solid; padding-right: 0.75pt; border-top-color: windowtext; border-top-width: 1pt; border-top-style: solid; padding-left: 0.75pt; padding-bottom: 0.75pt; border-left-width: 1pt; border-left-style: inset; border-left-color: initial; padding-top: 0.75pt; border-bottom- border-bottom-width: 1pt; border-bottom-style: solid; color:windowtext;"><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; "><span style="line-height: normal; font-family:Arial;"><span style="font-family:Arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Chamar os amigos para a balada.</span></span></span></span></span></span></p></td></tr><tr><td colspan="3" style="border-right-color: windowtext; border-right-width: 1pt; border-right-style: solid; padding-right: 0.75pt; border-top-color: windowtext; border-top-width: 1pt; border-top-style: solid; padding-left: 0.75pt; padding-bottom: 0.75pt; border-left-width: 1pt; border-left-style: inset; border-left-color: initial; padding-top: 0.75pt; border-bottom- border-bottom-width: 1pt; border-bottom-style: solid; color:windowtext;"><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; "><em style="font-style: italic; "><i style="font-style: italic; "><span style="line-height: normal; font-family:Arial;"><span style="font-family:Arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Salvador é também conhecida por ser uma cidade cujo dialeto deu um lar aos mais diversos impropérios do cancioneiro popular local.</span></span></span></span></span></span></i></em></p></td></tr><tr><td colspan="3" style="border-right-color: windowtext; border-right-width: 1pt; border-right-style: solid; padding-right: 0.75pt; border-top-color: windowtext; border-top-width: 1pt; border-top-style: solid; padding-left: 0.75pt; padding-bottom: 0.75pt; border-left-width: 1pt; border-left-style: inset; border-left-color: initial; padding-top: 0.75pt; border-bottom- border-bottom-width: 1pt; border-bottom-style: solid; color:windowtext;"><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; "><em style="font-style: italic; "><i style="font-style: italic; "><span style="line-height: normal; font-family:Arial;"><span style="font-family:Arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Possivelmente você um dia já foi convidado a visitar a Casa da Porra, a Casa do Caralho, a Casa da Desgraça!</span></span></span></span></span></span></i></em></p></td></tr><tr><td colspan="3" style="border-right-color: windowtext; border-right-width: 1pt; border-right-style: solid; padding-right: 0.75pt; border-top-color: windowtext; border-top-width: 1pt; border-top-style: solid; padding-left: 0.75pt; padding-bottom: 0.75pt; border-left-width: 1pt; border-left-style: inset; border-left-color: initial; padding-top: 0.75pt; border-bottom- border-bottom-width: 1pt; border-bottom-style: solid; color:windowtext;"><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 1.35em; margin-left: 0px; "><em style="font-style: italic; "><i style="font-style: italic; "><span style="line-height: normal; font-family:Arial;"><span style="font-family:Arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Lá também existe a Casa de Noca que ninguém sabe onde fica, mas sabe-se que lá sempre o couro come.</span></span></span></span></span></span></i></em></p></td></tr></tbody></table></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/275431826170893439-5969554701753920853?l=convencaodosautistas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>A Irmãhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05053139715887164223noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-275431826170893439.post-31198879338262980432009-07-10T15:27:00.001-03:002009-08-11T04:03:31.549-03:00Eleição.<div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF0000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;">Estou abrindo em nosso bloguinho uma enquete acerca de beleza... Pois pra mim, esse é um dos temas mais plêmicos existentes no mundo, pq enquanto alguns consideram uma cena bizarra, outros acham super fashion... E por aí vai.</span></span><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#33CCFF;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;">Então vai funcionar assim:</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#33CCFF;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;">Imagens serão postadas e a galera vai dizer o que acha!</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#33CCFF;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;">Simples assim! hehehehe</span></span></div></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#33CCFF;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#33CCFF;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#CC33CC;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;">EIS A PRIMEIRA!</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-large;"><br /></span></div><div><br /></div></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_27DaeLWphSI/SleJ-Cq_khI/AAAAAAAAAOo/j3kQDyFIJRM/s1600-h/Tatuador.JPG"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 308px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_27DaeLWphSI/SleJ-Cq_khI/AAAAAAAAAOo/j3kQDyFIJRM/s400/Tatuador.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5356901980742586898" /></a><br /><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF0000;"><br /></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/275431826170893439-3119887933826298043?l=convencaodosautistas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>A Irmãhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05053139715887164223noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-275431826170893439.post-60647191742031868332009-07-09T15:07:00.001-03:002009-08-11T04:04:03.215-03:00Chefe!<span class="Apple-style-span" style=" color: rgb(68, 68, 68); font-family:Tahoma;font-size:13px;"><div><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 12pt; margin-left: 0px; "><b style="font-weight: bold; "><span style="line-height: normal; font-family:Courier New;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-family:'Courier New';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF0000;"><span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space:pre"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">Um guarda-noturno trabalhava numa empresa especializada em lapidação de diamantes.Uma manhã ele contou a seu chefe um sonho que tivera na noite anterior.Disse que o avião que ele viajaria com destino à Rússia sofreria um acidente e,em conseqüência, todos os passageiros morreriam.<br /></span><span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space:pre"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">Seu chefe, jovem executivo, dinâmico e empreendedor, tinha verdadeiro pânico de aviões.Assustado com a informação do empregado, decidiu cancelar o vôo.Três dias mais tarde, leu nas manchetes dos principais jornais que aquele avião caíra no mar e, até o momento, não havia notícias de sobreviventes... Imediatamente chamou o guarda-noturno, mostrou a notícia do jornal, agradeceu efusivamente pelo aviso que lhe salvara a vida e, a seguir, sem nenhuma explicação, despediu-o da companhia.<br /></span><span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space:pre"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">O guarda não compreendeu porque tinha sido despedido depois de salvar a vida do Seu chefe.</span></span></span></span></b></p></div><div><div><b style="font-weight: bold; "><span style="line-height: normal; font-family:Courier New;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-family:'Courier New';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF0000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#3366FF;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">Pergunta:<br />- Por que o guarda foi mandado embora?<br />Não leia a resposta abaixo...<br /><br />Pense um pouco... </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /><br /><br /></span></span></span></span></b></div><div><b style="font-weight: bold; "><span style="line-height: normal; font-family:Courier New;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-family:'Courier New';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF0000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">.................................................<br /><br />Resposta:<br /><br />O empregado era guarda-noturno. Se teve um sonho à noite,é porque estava dormindo em serviço...!</span></span></span></span></b></div><div><b style="font-weight: bold; "><span style="line-height: normal; font-family:Courier New;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-family:'Courier New';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF0000;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /><br /></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#33FF33;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">Conclusão:<br /><br />Chefe é chefe... Por melhor que você seja e por mais que você faça,<br />você nunca agrada. Então:</span></span></span></span></span></b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#33FF33;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span style="line-height: normal; font-family:Times New Roman;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#33FF33;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"> </span></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#33FF33;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></div><div><b style="font-weight: bold; "><i style="font-style: italic; "><span style="line-height: normal; font-family:Courier New;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic; font-family:'Courier New';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#33FF33;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">! DEIXE O CHEFE MORRER...</span></span></span></span></i></b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF0000;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span style="line-height: normal; font-family:Times New Roman;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF0000;"> </span></span></span></div></div></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/275431826170893439-6064719174203186833?l=convencaodosautistas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>A Irmãhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05053139715887164223noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-275431826170893439.post-32192659429185378302009-07-08T11:06:00.001-03:002009-08-05T15:32:59.326-03:00Onde será que ele almoça?<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#33FF33;">Em um determinado setor de uma repartição pública qualquer, ouve-se um diálogo em que um dos interlocutores está dento do banheiro do local e o outro esmurrando a porta:</span></span><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF0000;">Ser vivo 1: toc, toc, toc... Thiago, vc tá aí?</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF0000;">Ser vivo 2: tô sim moço, o q é?</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF0000;">Ser vivo 1: ué, vc sumiu! Vai morar aí dentro é?</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF0000;">Ser vivo 2: calma aí... hum... (assim meio espremido)... eu não terminei ainda não...</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF0000;">Ser vivo 1: vc não terminou ainda? O q vc tá fazendo aí?</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF0000;">Ser vivo 2: abre a porta...</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF0000;">Ser vivo 1: credo, não precisa nem falar, velho vc "pistiou"! o banheiro...</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF99FF;">Observação relevante: a referida repartição teve que ser interditada por tempo indeterminado...</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF99FF;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF99FF;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF99FF;">.</span></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/275431826170893439-3219265942918537830?l=convencaodosautistas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>A Irmãhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05053139715887164223noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-275431826170893439.post-37776796334975273762009-07-04T14:20:00.001-03:002009-08-11T04:05:34.247-03:00A "era" tecnológica me espanta...<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_pvxp0PwPHBQ/Sk-PjDJ7Q8I/AAAAAAAAAQU/iHlMKqqmL8k/s1600-h/tomate-assassino.png"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 198px; height: 200px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_pvxp0PwPHBQ/Sk-PjDJ7Q8I/AAAAAAAAAQU/iHlMKqqmL8k/s200/tomate-assassino.png" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5354656314271941570" /></a><br />Às vezes tenho vontade de sair do meu querido estado só pra assistir televisão. Não! Não é loucura, nem vício televisivo ao algo do tipo. É curiosidade mesmo.<br /><br />Queria saber se as outras emissoras locais são tão culturalmente elevadas e de conteúdos tão úteis e indispensáveis para o bom andamento da sociedade que se dispõe a assisti-las.<br /><br />Por aqui se vê de tudo:<br />Repórteres anunciam matéria em que bandidos foram “apreendidos” pela polícia (deve ser alguma técnica nova e avançada distribuída pela tabajara pra recuperar os tais meliantes);<br /><br />Pessoas desprovidas de beleza falam sobre maridos (mais desprovidos de beleza ainda) que roncam (não é que tem gente que acha isso um charme?) e libera uma frase que obrigatoriamente vai entrar para meu repertório de cantadas: “ele não é tomate mais me deixa toda vermelha”;<br /><br />São lançadas perguntas idiotas para pessoas “distraídas” (pra não ser grossa) na rua, e como resultado uma resposta um tanto quanto curiosa. Eis o diálogo:<br />- o que é glútem?<br /><br />- é essa coisa que eu malho todos os dias. (quando eu digo que isso derrete o cérebro...)<br /><br />Ooooohhhh peeeeeeesty... Não sei como pessoas de outros lugares sobrevivem sem tal emissora...<br /><br />E tenho dito: algumas coisas deveriam ser interditadas pelo ministério da saúde.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/275431826170893439-3777679633497527376?l=convencaodosautistas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Maluco do Pãohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07477421842910268684noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-275431826170893439.post-92127934029757816342009-06-29T15:00:00.002-03:002009-08-05T15:03:53.881-03:00Diálogo infantil 1...<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#00CCCC;">Menino com exu: toma tio, pega o cachorrinho no colo, ele quer colo.</span></span><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#00CCCC;">Tio: me dá meu "anjo", titio segura ela no colo...</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#00CCCC;">Menino com exu: ô tio, não aperta ele forte não, pq senão ele grita... e grita muito alto.</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#00CCCC;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#00CCCC;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#00CCCC;">Lição do dia: nunca pergunte a uma criança de 4 anos como ela descobriu que SUA cachorrinha grita muito se alguém a apertar forte, vc pode não gostar da resposta.</span></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/275431826170893439-9212793402975781634?l=convencaodosautistas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>A Irmãhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05053139715887164223noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-275431826170893439.post-40067701414015558252009-06-28T01:24:00.001-03:002009-08-11T04:00:03.456-03:00Aprendendo a ser humilde.<span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:180%;color:#cc0000;"><strong>"É melhor beijar uma pessoa sem nenhum dente do que beijar uma pessoa que tenha uma casca de feijão em um dos 32 dentes."</strong></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/275431826170893439-4006770141401555825?l=convencaodosautistas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Encosto de Bette Davis:noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-275431826170893439.post-14735328274188781292009-06-25T09:28:00.001-03:002009-08-11T03:59:04.070-03:00Ser homem é legal porque...<a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_DGRZM8J9qBc/SkNxzuDNYsI/AAAAAAAAAlY/kG_Rx8ELK9I/s1600-h/gd_139bc74e0648.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5351245915595039426" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 267px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_DGRZM8J9qBc/SkNxzuDNYsI/AAAAAAAAAlY/kG_Rx8ELK9I/s400/gd_139bc74e0648.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div><span style="font-size:180%;">Você pode comer uma banana em frente a uma construção civil.</span> </div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/275431826170893439-1473532827418878129?l=convencaodosautistas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Encosto de Bette Davis:noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-275431826170893439.post-91549950283511943462009-06-20T11:16:00.001-03:002009-08-11T03:58:36.673-03:00Voo De Última Hora...<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_pvxp0PwPHBQ/Sjzx7-_dhfI/AAAAAAAAAQM/0u9NnScW1O0/s1600-h/Cornos.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 200px; height: 200px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_pvxp0PwPHBQ/Sjzx7-_dhfI/AAAAAAAAAQM/0u9NnScW1O0/s200/Cornos.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5349416470233056754" /></a><br /><br />Dono de uma capacidade invejável para arranjar desculpas, o piloto atende o telefone em plena madrugada:<br />- Alô!<br /><br />- Comandante Rolim Murchim, aqui é da empresa aérea TAM-TAM. Acontece que temos um voo para Tóquio daqui a duas horas e o piloto titular avisou que está doente. Você tem que vir pra cá imediatamente.<br /><br />- Alô! Alô! - fez o piloto.<br /><br />- O chefe me preveniu que você ia querer inventar uma desculpa para não vir e mandou avisá-lo que se você não estiver aqui dentro de meia hora vai perder o emprego.<br /><br />E o piloto, cutucando a mulher e falando bem alto:<br />- Querida, acho que é alguém querendo falar com o seu marido!<br /><br />Ensinamento do dia: fique de corno, mas não faça "hora-extra" ;)<br /><br /><div align=right> <i>Fonte: Zé Bisteca!</i></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/275431826170893439-9154995028351194346?l=convencaodosautistas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Maluco do Pãohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07477421842910268684noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-275431826170893439.post-8743508148369945952009-06-17T17:48:00.001-03:002009-08-11T03:57:27.216-03:00Concurso Público<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: arial; "><span style="font-family:Tahoma;"><span style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#33CCFF;">Escrevo para me despedir</span></span></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#33CCFF;"> </span></span><span style="font-family:Tahoma;"><span style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#33CCFF;">de vcs. , pois</span></span><u><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#33CCFF;"> estou de mudança para Brasília...</span></span></u><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#33CCFF;"> Espero ainda conseguir marcar um encontro antes da minha despedida... Passei em um concurso público para</span></span><u><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#33CCFF;"> assessor de deputado</span></span></u><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#33CCFF;"> e vou assumir o cargo em breve . Caso vocês tenham interesse em concorrer no próximo concurso, encaminho a prova que fiz para que vocês possam estudar e irem se preparando. Assim que tiver novo concurso, aviso todos.<br /> </span></span></span></span><span style="font-family:Arial;"><span style="font-family: Arial; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#33CCFF;"> </span></span></span></span><span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#33CCFF;"> </span></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#33CCFF;"><br /><br /></span></span><span style="font-family:Tahoma;"><span style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#33CCFF;">CONCURSO PÚBLICO INTERNO para concorrer a uma vaga de assessor de Deputado.</span></span></span></span><u><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#33CCFF;"> </span></span></u><u><span style="font-family:Tahoma;"><span style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#33CCFF;">As questões foram elaboradas a pedido de um digníssimo </span></span></span></span></u><span style="font-family:Arial;"><span style="font-family: Arial; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#33CCFF;"> </span></span></span></span><u><span style="font-family:Tahoma;"><span style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#33CCFF;">deputado para provar que não existe essa história de nepotismo e que é preciso estudar e ter seu cargo garantido após uma prova</span></span></span></span></u><span style="font-family:Tahoma;"><span style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#33CCFF;">. </span></span></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#33CCFF;"><br /></span></span><span style="font-family:Tahoma;"><span style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#33CCFF;"> </span></span></span></span><span style="font-family:Arial;"><span style="font-family: Arial; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#33CCFF;"> </span></span></span></span><span style="font-family:Tahoma;"><span style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#33CCFF;"> </span></span></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#33CCFF;"><br /></span></span><span style="font-family:Tahoma;"><span style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#33CCFF;">QUESTÕES:</span></span></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#33CCFF;"><br /><br /></span></span><span style="font-family:Tahoma;"><span style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#33CCFF;">1) Um grande presidente brasileiro foi Castelo _________</span></span></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#33CCFF;"><br /></span></span><span style="font-family:Tahoma;"><span style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#33CCFF;">( ) Roxo( ) Preto ( ) Branco ( ) Rosa choque ( )Amarelo</span></span></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#33CCFF;"><br /></span></span><span style="font-family:Tahoma;"><span style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#33CCFF;"> </span></span></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#33CCFF;"><br /><br /></span></span><span style="font-family:Tahoma;"><span style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#33CCFF;">2) Um líder chinês muito conhecido chamava-se Mao-Tsé______</span></span></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#33CCFF;"><br /></span></span><span style="font-family:Tahoma;"><span style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#33CCFF;">( ) Tang( ) Teng( ) Ting( ) Tong ( ) Tung</span></span></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#33CCFF;"><br /></span></span><span style="font-family:Tahoma;"><span style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#33CCFF;"> </span></span></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#33CCFF;"><br /><br /></span></span><span style="font-family:Tahoma;"><span style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#33CCFF;">3) A principal avenida de Belo Horizonte chama-se Afonso_______</span></span></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#33CCFF;"><br /></span></span><span style="font-family:Tahoma;"><span style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#33CCFF;">( ) Pêlo( ) Pentêlho( ) Penugem ( ) Pena( ) Cabelo</span></span></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#33CCFF;"><br /></span></span><span style="font-family:Tahoma;"><span style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#33CCFF;"> </span></span></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#33CCFF;"><br /><br /></span></span><span style="font-family:Tahoma;"><span style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#33CCFF;">4) O maior rio do Brasil chama-se Ama_________</span></span></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#33CCFF;"><br /></span></span><span style="font-family:Tahoma;"><span style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#33CCFF;">( ) boates ( ) zonas ( ) cabarés ( ) relinho ( ) puteiro</span></span></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#33CCFF;"><br /></span></span><span style="font-family:Tahoma;"><span style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#33CCFF;"> </span></span></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#33CCFF;"><br /><br /></span></span><span style="font-family:Tahoma;"><span style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#33CCFF;">5) Quem descobriu a rota marítima para as Índias foi __________</span></span></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#33CCFF;"><br /></span></span><span style="font-family:Tahoma;"><span style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#33CCFF;">( ) Volta Redonda ( ) Fluminense ( ) Flamengo ( ) Botafogo ( ) Vasco da Gama</span></span></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#33CCFF;"><br /></span></span><span style="font-family:Tahoma;"><span style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#33CCFF;"> </span></span></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#33CCFF;"><br /><br /></span></span><span style="font-family:Tahoma;"><span style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#33CCFF;">6) A América foi descoberta por Cristóvão Co_______</span></span></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#33CCFF;"><br /></span></span><span style="font-family:Tahoma;"><span style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#33CCFF;">( ) maminha ( ) picanha ( ) alcatra ( ) lombo ( ) carne de sol</span></span></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#33CCFF;"><br /></span></span><span style="font-family:Tahoma;"><span style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#33CCFF;"> </span></span></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#33CCFF;"><br /><br /></span></span><span style="font-family:Tahoma;"><span style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#33CCFF;">7) Grande Bandeirante foi Borba _______</span></span></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#33CCFF;"><br /></span></span><span style="font-family:Tahoma;"><span style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#33CCFF;">( ) Lebre ( ) Zebra ( ) Gato ( ) Veado ( ) Vaca</span></span></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#33CCFF;"><br /></span></span><span style="font-family:Tahoma;"><span style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#33CCFF;"> </span></span></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#33CCFF;"><br /><br /></span></span><span style="font-family:Tahoma;"><span style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#33CCFF;">8) Quem escreveu ao Rei de Portugal sobre o descobrimento do Brasil foi Pero Vaz de ______</span></span></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#33CCFF;"><br /></span></span><span style="font-family:Tahoma;"><span style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#33CCFF;">( ) Anda ( ) Pára ( ) Corre ( ) Dispara ( ) Caminha</span></span></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#33CCFF;"><br /></span></span><span style="font-family:Tahoma;"><span style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#33CCFF;"> </span></span></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#33CCFF;"><br /><br /></span></span><span style="font-family:Tahoma;"><span style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#33CCFF;">9) Um famoso ministro de Portugal foi o Marques de ________</span></span></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#33CCFF;"><br /></span></span><span style="font-family:Tahoma;"><span style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#33CCFF;">( ) Galinheiro ( ) Puteiro ( ) Curral ( ) Pombal ( ) Chiqueiro</span></span></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#33CCFF;"><br /></span></span><span style="font-family:Tahoma;"><span style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#33CCFF;"> </span></span></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#33CCFF;"><br /><br /></span></span><span style="font-family:Tahoma;"><span style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#33CCFF;">10) D. Pedro I popularizou-se quando __________</span></span></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#33CCFF;"><br /></span></span><span style="font-family:Tahoma;"><span style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#33CCFF;">( ) eliminou a concorrência ( ) decretou sua falência ( ) saturou a paciência ( ) proclamou a independência ( ) liberou a flatulência</span></span></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#33CCFF;"><br /></span></span><span style="font-family:Tahoma;"><span style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#33CCFF;"> </span></span></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#33CCFF;"><br /><br /></span></span><span style="font-family:Tahoma;"><span style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#33CCFF;">11) Pedro Alvares Cabral _____________</span></span></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#33CCFF;"><br /></span></span><span style="font-family:Tahoma;"><span style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#33CCFF;">( ) inventou o fuzil ( ) engoliu o cantil ( ) descobriu o Brasil ( ) foi pra puta que pariu ( ) tropeçou mas não caiu</span></span></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#33CCFF;"><br /></span></span><span style="font-family:Tahoma;"><span style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#33CCFF;"> </span></span></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#33CCFF;"><br /><br /></span></span><span style="font-family:Tahoma;"><span style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#33CCFF;">12) Foi no dia 13 de maio que a Princesa Isabel____________</span></span></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#33CCFF;"><br /></span></span><span style="font-family:Tahoma;"><span style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#33CCFF;">( ) aumentou a tanajura ( ) botou água na fervura ( ) engoliu a dentadura ( ) segurou a coisa dura ( ) aboliu a escravatura</span></span></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#33CCFF;"><br /></span></span><span style="font-family:Tahoma;"><span style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#33CCFF;"> </span></span></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#33CCFF;"><br /><br /></span></span><span style="font-family:Tahoma;"><span style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#33CCFF;">13) Um grande ator brasileiro é Francisco Cu______</span></span></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#33CCFF;"><br /></span></span><span style="font-family:Tahoma;"><span style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#33CCFF;">( ) sujo ( ) de ferro ( ) oco ( ) largo ( ) apertado</span></span></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#33CCFF;"><br /></span></span><span style="font-family:Tahoma;"><span style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#33CCFF;"> </span></span></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#33CCFF;"><br /><br /></span></span><span style="font-family:Tahoma;"><span style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#33CCFF;">14) O autor de Menino do Engenho foi José Lins do ______</span></span></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#33CCFF;"><br /></span></span><span style="font-family:Tahoma;"><span style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#33CCFF;">( ) Fiofó ( ) Cu ( ) Rego ( ) Furico ( )Forevis</span></span></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#33CCFF;"><br /></span></span><span style="font-family:Tahoma;"><span style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#33CCFF;"> </span></span></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#33CCFF;"><br /><br /></span></span><span style="font-family:Tahoma;"><span style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#33CCFF;">15) O mártir da independência foi Tira___________</span></span></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#33CCFF;"><br /></span></span><span style="font-family:Tahoma;"><span style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#33CCFF;">( ) gosto ( ) cabaço ( ) que está doendo ( ) dentes ( ) e põe de novo</span></span></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#33CCFF;"><br /></span></span><span style="font-family:Tahoma;"><span style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#33CCFF;"> </span></span></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#33CCFF;"><br /><br /></span></span><span style="font-family:Tahoma;"><span style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#33CCFF;">16) D. Pedro I às margens do Rio Ipiranga, gritou_______________</span></span></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#33CCFF;"><br /></span></span><span style="font-family:Tahoma;"><span style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#33CCFF;">( ) Hortência volte! ( ) Eu dou por esporte! ( ) Como dói, prefiro a morte! ( ) Independência ou morte! ( ) Maria, endureceu! Que sorte!</span></span></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#33CCFF;"><br /><br /></span></span><span style="font-family:Tahoma;"><span style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#33CCFF;"> </span></span></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#33CCFF;"><br /></span></span><span style="font-family:Tahoma;"><span style="font-family: Tahoma; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#33CCFF;">Estudem !!!</span></span></span></span></span><br /><br />Fonte desconhecida.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/275431826170893439-874350814836994595?l=convencaodosautistas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>A Irmãhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05053139715887164223noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-275431826170893439.post-11124808537218498052009-06-17T10:03:00.001-03:002009-08-11T03:56:08.773-03:00Curiosidade...<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_27DaeLWphSI/SjjqohSbw3I/AAAAAAAAAOY/2hqoBGHO2nA/s1600-h/absorvente.jpg"><img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_27DaeLWphSI/SjjqohSbw3I/AAAAAAAAAOY/2hqoBGHO2nA/s320/absorvente.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5348282539353817970" /></a><br /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#3366FF;">Pessoas: ontem, assistindo TV, fui instigada a tentar entender a razão pela qual nos comerciais de ABSORVENTES, sempre aparecem mulheres super felizes e de calça branca, e ainda, o líquido que suja o produto é azul.</span></span><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#3366FF;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#3366FF;">Qual é o caso?</span></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/275431826170893439-1112480853721849805?l=convencaodosautistas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>A Irmãhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05053139715887164223noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-275431826170893439.post-26923887902750817172009-06-16T14:08:00.001-03:002009-08-11T03:55:12.607-03:00Frases famosas II<a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_DGRZM8J9qBc/SjfTaeRnp9I/AAAAAAAAAk4/TE0ARTRn-LI/s1600-h/squirl2ai9.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5347975534282778578" style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; WIDTH: 256px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 256px" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_DGRZM8J9qBc/SjfTaeRnp9I/AAAAAAAAAk4/TE0ARTRn-LI/s400/squirl2ai9.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div><span style="font-size:180%;color:#ff0000;"><strong>Do maracujá eu só não comi o mara.</strong></span></div><br /><div><strong><span style="color:#ff0000;"></span></strong></div><br /><div><strong><span style="color:#ff0000;">(Fulaninho de tal)</span></strong> </div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/275431826170893439-2692388790275081717?l=convencaodosautistas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Encosto de Bette Davis:noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-275431826170893439.post-32002708200856968992009-06-13T17:31:00.001-03:002009-08-11T03:54:52.740-03:00Santo Antônio X Santo Expedito<div style="text-align: justify;font-family:arial;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">Escutando diálogos alheios enquanto ia visitar uma amiga...</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">SER 1 diz:</span> <span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">Hoje é dia de Santo Antônio, santo casamenteiro... Acho que vou roubar um e colocar ele de cabeça para baixo para ele me arrumar um marido...</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">SER 2 diz:<span style="color: rgb(102, 51, 255);"> </span></span><span style="color: rgb(102, 51, 255);">Faz isso não moça...</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">SER 1 diz:</span> <span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">Por que não?</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">SER 2 diz:</span> <span style="color: rgb(102, 51, 255);">Por que Santo Antônio te da, mas não escolhe... O primeiro que passar na frente dele ele empurra... </span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">Ser 1 diz:</span> <span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">É verdade... vou tentar Santo Expedito... o das causas urgentes e impossíveis...</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">Gêmea inocente pensa: Isso é que é apelar...</span><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/275431826170893439-3200270820085696899?l=convencaodosautistas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Thitanoreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-275431826170893439.post-47904304489483292652009-06-13T15:15:00.002-03:002009-08-11T04:06:59.477-03:00Ainda em Homenagem ao dia dos Namorados...<center><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/-4zKvKIBrzM&hl=pt-br&fs=1&color1=0x3a3a3a&color2=0x999999"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/-4zKvKIBrzM&hl=pt-br&fs=1&color1=0x3a3a3a&color2=0x999999" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /></center><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/275431826170893439-4790430448948329265?l=convencaodosautistas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Maluco do Pãohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07477421842910268684noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-275431826170893439.post-52203047805354652252009-06-12T13:45:00.002-03:002009-08-11T03:54:07.959-03:00Feliz dia dos Namorados =D<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_yLOnKxk8g5o/Si-U0wNtv8I/AAAAAAAACwc/m4O8ze6Ord4/s1600-h/Larga+meu+pinto.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 515px; height: 178px;" src="http://lh4.ggpht.com/_yLOnKxk8g5o/Si-U0wNtv8I/AAAAAAAACwc/m4O8ze6Ord4/s800/Larga%20meu%20pinto.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5345654916728602562" /></a><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_pvxp0PwPHBQ/SjKHGiPu55I/AAAAAAAAAPM/L29DLJK3Mh0/s1600-h/Vibrador.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 515px; height: 300px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_pvxp0PwPHBQ/SjKHGiPu55I/AAAAAAAAAPM/L29DLJK3Mh0/s400/Vibrador.JPG" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5346484253983958930" /></a><br />Fonte: http://josejamesteixeira.blogspot.com/<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/275431826170893439-5220304780535465225?l=convencaodosautistas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Maluco do Pãohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07477421842910268684noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-275431826170893439.post-8034242422674158512009-06-10T09:14:00.002-03:002009-08-11T03:53:29.140-03:00Lendo figuras: parte I<a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_DGRZM8J9qBc/Si-jwWCrcII/AAAAAAAAAkg/rAOMW7YLBAE/s1600-h/pena%20de%20gaivota%20no%20ar.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5345671333657931906" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 301px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_DGRZM8J9qBc/Si-jwWCrcII/AAAAAAAAAkg/rAOMW7YLBAE/s400/pena%2520de%2520gaivota%2520no%2520ar.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div></div><div></div><div>Beijos</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/275431826170893439-803424242267415851?l=convencaodosautistas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Encosto de Bette Davis:noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-275431826170893439.post-13568534578634277422009-06-09T14:13:00.001-03:002009-08-11T03:52:36.967-03:00Se vira nos 30...<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_27DaeLWphSI/Si6Yp-qVIFI/AAAAAAAAAOQ/5UkCHRgN30M/s1600-h/imagem.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 178px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_27DaeLWphSI/Si6Yp-qVIFI/AAAAAAAAAOQ/5UkCHRgN30M/s320/imagem.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5345377654697959506" /></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-large;"><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=""><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);"><span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space:pre"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-size:16px;"> </span></span>E a crise mundial continua a fazer vítimas pelo mundo!<br /></span></span></span></div></span><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space:pre"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=""><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);"> <span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space:pre"> </span></span></span></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style=""><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">A última foi o ilustre Megazord (o robô gigante dos Power Rangers)<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-size:16px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=""><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" ;font-size:18px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255); ">, que após falência da confederação dos desenhos idiotas, começou a fezer bicos para garantir seu sustento em pilhas e pólvora, fundamentais para suas exibições no desenho.</span></span></span><span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space:pre"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=""><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" ;font-size:18px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255); "> </span></span></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style=""><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" ;font-size:18px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255); "></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=""><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-size:16px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=""><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" ;font-size:18px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255); "><span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space:pre"> </span>O simpático robô, agora complementa sua renda com "pequenos" serviços do tipo: poda de florestas, limpeza de terraço de arranha-céus, manutenção em para-raios e o mais requisitado, controle do tráfego aéreo in loco...</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);"><br /></span></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:24px;"><span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space:pre"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);"> </span></span></span><br /></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/275431826170893439-1356853457863427742?l=convencaodosautistas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>A Irmãhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05053139715887164223noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-275431826170893439.post-11753229162779883392009-06-09T09:39:00.001-03:002009-08-05T15:18:32.848-03:00As vezes milagres acontecem...<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_geqFYuISRVo/Si5zZPoRBAI/AAAAAAAAAQI/AwuBntx3n9w/s1600-h/simpsons_interna.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 292px; height: 280px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_geqFYuISRVo/Si5zZPoRBAI/AAAAAAAAAQI/AwuBntx3n9w/s320/simpsons_interna.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5345336685264700418" border="0" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">E durante uma confraternização em família...</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 204);"><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">Tia Rica diz: </span><span style="font-style: italic;">Como você esta bonita, minha filha...</span></span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">Gêmea Inocente diz:</span><span style="font-style: italic;"> </span><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0); font-style: italic;">Obrigada minha tia, as vezes eu me arrumo...</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">Pessoa se intrometendo na conversa diz: </span><span style="color: rgb(204, 102, 204); font-style: italic;">É... Ela ta arrumada hoje... e até foi assistir a missa...</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">Gêmea Inocente (tentando imaginar o que uma coisa tem a ver com a outra) diz:</span> <span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0); font-style: italic;">É, eu fui na missa... milagres acontecem... hehehe... Só assisto outra missa quando for o aniversário de 60 anos de minha mãe (daqui a 10 anos)...</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 204);"><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">Tia Rica diz:</span> <span style="font-style: italic;">Mas você gostava das coisas da igreja, até participava de grupos...</span></span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">Gêmea Inocente diz:</span> <span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0); font-style: italic;">Haaaaaa... mas eu gostava por que nos grupos tinha muitos amigos que participavam e principalmente porque o local das reuniões era do lado do local das reuniões dos coroinhas...</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 204);"><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">Tia Rica (rindo) diz:</span> <span style="font-style: italic;">Mas quando foi que você parou de ir pra igreja?</span></span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">Gêmea Inocente (já querendo encerrar o assunto) diz: </span><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0); font-style: italic;">Eu parei de ir na igreja quando comecei a correr mais do que minha mãe...</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 204);"><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">Tia Rica diz:</span> <span style="font-style: italic;">Você não tem jeito...</span></span><br /><br />PS: Imagem de The Simpsons - o jogo<br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/275431826170893439-1175322916277988339?l=convencaodosautistas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Thitanoreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-275431826170893439.post-24549938947396065862009-06-08T14:01:00.001-03:002009-08-11T03:51:04.713-03:00Frases famosas 1<span style="font-size:180%;color:#cc33cc;">Nem sempre é amigo aquele que te tira do buraco. </span><br /><span style="font-size:180%;color:#cc33cc;">(Saddam Hussein)</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/275431826170893439-2454993894739606586?l=convencaodosautistas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Encosto de Bette Davis:noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-275431826170893439.post-27588134572677610412009-06-08T13:47:00.001-03:002009-08-11T03:50:48.284-03:00URGENTE...<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-large;">Vazou pra internet mais uma foto de PATO pelado...</span></span><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style=""><span class="Apple-style-span" style=""><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><a href="http://www.overmundo.com.br/_banco/multiplas/1235253392_pato.jpg"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">http://www.overmundo.com.br/_banco/multiplas/1235253392_pato.jpg</span></a></span></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-large;">E muuuuuuuuuuuito bem acompanhado... hehehehehehe</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-large;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); ">.</span><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/275431826170893439-2758813457267761041?l=convencaodosautistas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>A Irmãhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05053139715887164223noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-275431826170893439.post-32959784484092022582009-06-08T11:00:00.004-03:002009-08-10T09:03:55.678-03:00Deus e Adão...<img src="http://dl.getdropbox.com/u/288881/3598422583_aa11c9384a_o.jpg" width=810 height=290><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/275431826170893439-3295978448409202258?l=convencaodosautistas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Maluco do Pãohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07477421842910268684noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-275431826170893439.post-42049182273481008942009-06-07T22:59:00.001-03:002009-08-11T03:49:30.444-03:00Olha ela aí gente!<div align="center"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_hxiGzlfH0U4/Sixz3n4GUwI/AAAAAAAAAlg/3PXivAgBhN0/s1600-h/bundal%C3%AAl%C3%AA.bmp"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 508px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 216px" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5344774257216213762" border="0" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_hxiGzlfH0U4/Sixz3n4GUwI/AAAAAAAAAlg/3PXivAgBhN0/s320/bundal%C3%AAl%C3%AA.bmp" /></a>Mulher alho - o novo tempero da estação!<br /><div align="center"><br /><br /><br />Qualquer semelhança é mera coincidência.<br /></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/275431826170893439-4204918227348100894?l=convencaodosautistas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Marcos.noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-275431826170893439.post-67367995777672126262009-06-07T17:15:00.001-03:002009-08-05T15:01:25.150-03:00Dialogando 2<span style="color:#ffff00;">Brasileira na europa : Oh, você não sabe as news...</span><br />Amiga no Brasil: Não sei, me conta!<br /><span style="color:#ffff00;">Brasileira na europa: Fui vista por um olheiro que quer que eu participe de um filme, ficou de me ligar. Tirou uma foto minha, me achou muito bonita.</span><br />Amiga no Brasil: Que lusho! Que filme? Pra fazer o que?<br /><span style="color:#ffff00;">Brasileira na europa: Deixa eu contar! É pra fazer algumas cenas de costas no filme.</span><br />Amiga no Brasil: Ah... (rsrsrsrs)<br /><span style="color:#ffff00;">Brasileira na europa: Mas não importa, se ele pediu meu contato deve ser porque eu sou linda de costas. </span><br />Amiga no Brasil: É... Rodrigo Santoro não falou nada no filme As panteras, continua sem falar muito nos filmes, mas começa assim.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/275431826170893439-6736799577767212626?l=convencaodosautistas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Encosto de Bette Davis:noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-275431826170893439.post-47133123329755341612009-06-07T11:41:00.001-03:002009-08-05T15:00:52.238-03:00DialogandoTosco 1: Tirando o seu dinheiro...<br /><em>Tosco 2: Você vai tirar meu dinheiro?</em><br />Tosco 1: Não! "Tirando o seu dinheiro" é uma metáfora; tirando o seu dinheiro eu sou igual você. Eu sou você!<br /><em>Tosco 2: Ah não, eu sou você!</em><br />Tosco 1: É foi isso que eu disse.<br /><em>Tosco 2: Ah tudo bem.</em><br /><br /><br /><br />Ser tosco é ser feliz. Me processe.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/275431826170893439-4713312332975534161?l=convencaodosautistas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Encosto de Bette Davis:noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-275431826170893439.post-15449615090687999402009-06-06T12:54:00.001-03:002009-08-11T03:49:03.208-03:00Fatos intrigantes...<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_27DaeLWphSI/SiqTr4U1bZI/AAAAAAAAAOI/e0GOE-g4UPU/s1600-h/1185124801r86DaP.jpg"><img style="text-align: justify;display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; cursor: pointer; width: 300px; height: 300px; " src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_27DaeLWphSI/SiqTr4U1bZI/AAAAAAAAAOI/e0GOE-g4UPU/s320/1185124801r86DaP.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5344246289891945874" /></a><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255); ">Gente, há algum tempo venho observado a árdua batalha que a Rede Bahia trava, em prol de nos manter a par da situação do tempo em nossa cidade. Porém, diariamente, observo as seguintes informações:</span><br /></div></span><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);"><br /></span></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(255, 153, 255);">"Sol entre nuvens, com possibilidade de chuva a qualquer hora do dia..."</span></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);"><br /></span></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">Bastante eficaz, pois, analisem comigo:</span></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);"><br /></span></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">Se fizer sol, eles acertaram.</span></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">Se o tempo ficar nublado, eles acertaram.</span></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">Se chover, eles acertaram.</span></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">P.S. eles só não cogitam na possibilidade de uma nevasca...</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);"><br /></span></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Difícil esse trabalho de meteorologista da Rede Bahia, não é?</span></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);"><br /></span></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">.</span></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/275431826170893439-1544961509068799940?l=convencaodosautistas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>A Irmãhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05053139715887164223noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-275431826170893439.post-72427521614706377342009-06-05T15:30:00.001-03:002009-08-11T03:48:29.413-03:00Catingueirice mata...<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_27DaeLWphSI/SilmZ4Abg3I/AAAAAAAAAOA/KXiHzNnejRA/s1600-h/1181063250_vaqueiro_nordestino.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 213px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_27DaeLWphSI/SilmZ4Abg3I/AAAAAAAAAOA/KXiHzNnejRA/s320/1181063250_vaqueiro_nordestino.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5343915027568755570" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=""><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">Es</span></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=""><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">tou P-A-S-S-A-D-A... </span></span></span><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=""><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);"><br /></span></span></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=""><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">Fiquei sabendo que no vôo desaparecido se encontravam embarcadas duas criaturas de Itapetinga... </span></span></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=""><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);"><br /></span></span></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=""><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">Pronto, solucionei o mistério do desaparecimento do avião:</span></span></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);"><br /></span></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Os catingueiros "pertaro" algum botão que não devia e derrubaram o avião...</span></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);"><br /></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=""><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">Afff, ninguém merece!</span></span></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/275431826170893439-7242752161470637734?l=convencaodosautistas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>A Irmãhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05053139715887164223noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-275431826170893439.post-19515886227754857202009-06-05T14:39:00.001-03:002009-08-11T03:48:04.963-03:00Cultura Indiana é aqui.<a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_DGRZM8J9qBc/SilaXN80QRI/AAAAAAAAAjg/oTkHT0AACRE/s1600-h/boi.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5343901787780038930" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 279px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_DGRZM8J9qBc/SilaXN80QRI/AAAAAAAAAjg/oTkHT0AACRE/s400/boi.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_DGRZM8J9qBc/SilZbOTh4pI/AAAAAAAAAjY/VINxH6mMoao/s1600-h/boi.jpg"></a><br /><br /><br /><div align="justify"><em>Olá Chuchus, moro no interior da Bahia, estava observando os custumes indianos da cidadezinha que moro. Não sabia quanta cultura indiana cercava esse vilarejo.</em> </div><br /><div align="justify"><br /></div><br /><div align="justify"></div><br /><div align="justify"><br /> </div><div align="justify"><strong></strong></div><br /><div align="justify"><strong><span style="font-size:180%;">Vejo vacas passando de um lado para o outro nas ruas, e também vejo que a carne anda tão cara que se tornou sagrada.</span> </strong></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/275431826170893439-1951588622775485720?l=convencaodosautistas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Encosto de Bette Davis:noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-275431826170893439.post-78445596379005051492009-06-05T08:19:00.001-03:002009-08-11T03:47:30.984-03:00Felicidade é isso...<a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_DGRZM8J9qBc/SikHSoSyYFI/AAAAAAAAAjQ/D7D1hDNRE-8/s1600-h/produto_tshirt_serFeliz.gif"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5343810449487061074" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 320px" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_DGRZM8J9qBc/SikHSoSyYFI/AAAAAAAAAjQ/D7D1hDNRE-8/s400/produto_tshirt_serFeliz.gif" border="0" /></a><br /><div><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_DGRZM8J9qBc/SikG3oR8yVI/AAAAAAAAAjI/zISh4-5exGA/s1600-h/sem+título.bmp"></a><br /><br /><div align="justify">Andando pelos corredores da faculdade escutamos as mais belas frases.</div><br /><br /><div></div><br /><br /><div align="justify">O amiguinho imaginário do blog, após fazer uma prova bem sucedida, soltou uma pérola mor :</div><br /><br /><div></div><br /><br /><div></div><br /><br /><div><span style="font-size:180%;">"Estou tão feliz que preciso me masturbar..."</span></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/275431826170893439-7844559637900505149?l=convencaodosautistas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Encosto de Bette Davis:noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-275431826170893439.post-65557582278361354752009-06-04T15:56:00.002-03:002009-08-11T03:46:07.536-03:00Acho que são nomes... Sei lá...<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">Outro dia eu parei pra pensar (tive que parar pra não cair) e cheguei a duas hipóteses acerca de o que leva um pai e uma mãe a colocar determinados nomes nos filhos:</span></span><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(51, 204, 0);"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">Hipótese 1: a criança é fruto de uma gravidez indesejada e os pais se vingam na hora do batismo.</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(51, 204, 0);"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(51, 204, 0);"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">Hipótese 2: os pais acham que certidão de nascimento é pinico e fazem uma cagada no referido papel.</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:large;">Veja isso:</span></span></div><div><br /></div><div><p class="MsoNormal"><span style=""><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">ACELINA <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);">(não faço a menor idéia)</span></span></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style=""><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">ATEVALDO </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"><o:p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102); ">(conheço Et Valdo do Castelo Rá-Tim-Bum)</span></o:p></span></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style=""><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">EDISANDRO </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"><o:p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102); ">(é de Sandro, é meu, é seu... é de quem comprou)</span></o:p></span></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style=""><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">JOAVIA </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"><o:p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102); ">(isso tem cara de combinação de nome, tipo: João+Flávia)</span></o:p></span></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style=""><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">DERNIVAL </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"><o:p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102); ">(me recuso a tentar explicar)</span></o:p></span></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style=""><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">EDVARD </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"><o:p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102); ">(esse é em inglês, tá fácil)</span></o:p></span></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style=""><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">OSMÁRIO </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"><o:p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102); ">(1 Mário= O Mário/ 2 ou + Mário= Os Mário)</span></o:p></span></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style=""><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">EDEILSON </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"><o:p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102); ">(nome de pobre sempre termina em son= Jobernilson, Alessandresson)</span></o:p></span></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style=""><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">CARMERINA </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"><o:p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102); ">(marca de margarina que vende na Cesta do Povo)</span></o:p></span></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style=""><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">FLORENTINO <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102); ">(de Jesus, se vc não me ama, pra que cê me seduz)</span></span></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style=""><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">ZEZITO </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"><o:p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102); ">(registrou com o apelido, só falta o nome agora)</span></o:p></span></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style=""><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">AURELINO </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"><o:p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102); ">(irmão menor do cara do dicionário)</span></o:p></span></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style=""><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">ALZERINA </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"><o:p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102); ">(é né, ela atende por esse nome)</span></o:p></span></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style=""><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">GENERINO </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"><o:p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102); ">(remédio que não é de marca é...)</span></o:p></span></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style=""><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">DULINA </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"><o:p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102); ">(mais uma combinação de nomes tipo: Duval+Lina)</span></o:p></span></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style=""><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">CIRILA </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"><o:p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102); ">(o sexo oposto ao daquele afro descendente de carrocel)</span></o:p></span></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style=""><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;">GERCINO <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102); ">(só o pai pra dizer)</span></span></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=""><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(51, 204, 255);">Qualquer semelhança com o primeiro nome de sua identidade é mera coincidência...</span></span></span></p></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/275431826170893439-6555758227836135475?l=convencaodosautistas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>A Irmãhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05053139715887164223noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-275431826170893439.post-34449045528026560752009-06-04T10:11:00.001-03:002009-08-10T08:26:43.577-03:00Campanha: Faça Uma Universitária Feliz<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_geqFYuISRVo/SifSLNEBGSI/AAAAAAAAAPA/1hBIjvFIFQk/s1600-h/pedinte.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 229px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_geqFYuISRVo/SifSLNEBGSI/AAAAAAAAAPA/1hBIjvFIFQk/s320/pedinte.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5343470572825286946" border="0" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">Após tentar vender um dos meus rins, pedaços do meu fígado e minha alma (inocente) para conseguir juntar dinheiro com a finalidade de viajar para um congresso, resolvi apelar de verdade... Passar o livro de ouro na família, pedindo doações para a campanha "Faça uma universitária feliz".</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">Enquanto pensava em que parente iria tentar passar o golpe, ops, livro de ouro primeiro, o telefone toca... era minha Tia-Rica...</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">Segue abaixo o diálogo...</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">Gêmea Inocente:</span> <span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0); font-style: italic;">Minha tia... estava justamente pensando na senhora...</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">Tia-Rica:</span> <span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 204); font-style: italic;">Que foi?</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">Gêmea Inocente:</span> <span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0); font-style: italic;">É que eu tenho poucas horas de atividades extra-curriculares... E queria ir em um congresso... Então estou lançando a campanha "faça um universitário feliz"</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">Tia-Rica:</span> <span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 204); font-style: italic;">Campanha?</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">Gêmea Inocente: </span><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0); font-style: italic;">É... to aceitando doações...</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">Tia-Rica:</span> <span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 204); font-style: italic;">Doações? pode deixar que eu vou mandar um casaco de frio pra você...</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">Gêmea Inocente:</span> <span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0); font-style: italic;">Se no bolso do casaco tiver dinheiro, eu acho valido...</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">Tia-Rica: </span><span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 204); font-style: italic;">Passe logo esse telefone para sua mãe...</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">(...)</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">Ok... Vou ter que pagar a viagem com o corpo...</span><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/275431826170893439-3444904552802656075?l=convencaodosautistas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Thitanoreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-275431826170893439.post-69329601841054658452009-06-03T14:15:00.001-03:002009-08-11T03:37:28.972-03:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_pvxp0PwPHBQ/SiaxkQmfYyI/AAAAAAAAANw/0Q0hnKzE15w/s1600-h/chefe.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5343153244411487010" style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 245px" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_pvxp0PwPHBQ/SiaxkQmfYyI/AAAAAAAAANw/0Q0hnKzE15w/s320/chefe.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="FONT-STYLE: italic"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">E enquanto isso no lustre do castelo... Diálogos divertidos acontecem no local de trabalho (alheio):</span></span><br /><br /><span style="color:#8b6969;">Daiane (li) diz:</span><br /><span style="FONT-STYLE: italic">E meu patrao aki viu q eu tava bestando na net<br />aí ele disse: "Você é paga pra trabalhar" e eu: "Mas ficar no orkut e msn eu faço de graça." hauhauhauh </span><br /><br /><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">Ensinamento no dia: perca o emprego, mas nunca, jamais, neeeeeever... A PIADA ;)</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/275431826170893439-6932960184105465845?l=convencaodosautistas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Maluco do Pãohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07477421842910268684noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-275431826170893439.post-14053894930767898582009-06-03T13:22:00.001-03:002009-08-11T03:39:20.997-03:00Não, obrigada...<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_geqFYuISRVo/Siarz_soZ9I/AAAAAAAAAOA/-4hYlePYfRY/s1600-h/coringa.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 146px; height: 200px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_geqFYuISRVo/Siarz_soZ9I/AAAAAAAAAOA/-4hYlePYfRY/s200/coringa.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5343146917681981394" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">Amiga Sacoleira:</span> <span style="color: rgb(153, 153, 255);">Eu acho que vou te apresentar minha prima...</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">Gêmea Inocente: </span><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">E como é que ela é?</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">Amiga Sacoleira:</span> <span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 204);">Ela se acha um pouco, mas é uma pessoa do bem...</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">Gêmea Inocente: </span><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">Não, Obrigada.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">Amiga Sacoleira: </span><span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 204);">Não quer conhece-la?</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">Gêmea Inocente:</span> <span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">hum... Acho que não vou gostar dela...</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">Amiga Sacoleira:</span> <span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 204);">Por que? Ela é uma pessoa do bem...</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">Gêmea Inocente:</span><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">Pois é... ela é uma pessoa do bem, eu ia gostar se ela fosse do mal...</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">(...)</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"> </span><span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 204);"><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">Amiga Sacoleira:</span> É verdade...</span><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/275431826170893439-1405389493076789858?l=convencaodosautistas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Thitanoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-275431826170893439.post-68854108231329785432009-06-03T10:26:00.001-03:002009-08-11T03:42:35.555-03:00Nota de agradecimento:<div align="justify"><span style="font-family:georgia;font-size:180%;"><em>Obrigado São Pedro por ter mandado uma chuva tão forte que bateu nas telhas da minha sala de aula e abafou a voz das colegas que estavam apresentando o trabalho.</em></span></div><div align="justify"><span style="font-family:georgia;font-size:180%;"><em></em></span> </div><div align="justify"><span style="font-family:georgia;font-size:180%;"><em>Obrigado, </em></span></div><span style="font-family:georgia;font-size:180%;"><em></em></span><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;font-size:180%;"><em></em></span><br /><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="font-family:georgia;"><em>Beijos São Pedro.</em></span> </span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/275431826170893439-6885410823132978543?l=convencaodosautistas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Encosto de Bette Davis:noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-275431826170893439.post-7277173154557886722009-06-02T16:35:00.001-03:002009-08-11T03:41:44.353-03:00Encontrado intacto o boing da Air France.<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_27DaeLWphSI/SiV_UkKSV5I/AAAAAAAAANs/XC_oL1DcM7w/s1600-h/Avi%C3%A3o+desaparecido.JPG"><img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 202px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_27DaeLWphSI/SiV_UkKSV5I/AAAAAAAAANs/XC_oL1DcM7w/s320/Avi%C3%A3o+desaparecido.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5342816524225894290" /></a><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-large;">.</span></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">.</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">.</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">.</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">.</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">.</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">.</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">.</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">.</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">.</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">.</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-large;">Após buscas, foi avistado o avião da Air France que havia desaparecido. </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-large;"><br /></span></div><div><div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=""><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-large;">A tripulação explica que o boing está de caso com um teco teco de origem desconhecida e submeteu todos os que estavam à bordo a testemunhar seu encontro amoroso em pleno ar...</span></span></span></div></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/275431826170893439-727717315455788672?l=convencaodosautistas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>A Irmãhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05053139715887164223noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-275431826170893439.post-87135367945336470702009-06-02T15:12:00.002-03:002009-08-11T03:46:42.048-03:00Informativo - News about flight that everybody fucking thenselves<span style="font-size:180%;"><strong>Há a hipotese de que o avião tenha se chocado com outro avião, só estamos esperando outro avião sumir para confirmar essa hipótese.</strong></span><br /><span style="font-size:180%;"><strong></strong></span><br /><br /><br /><strong><span style="font-size:180%;">__________</span></strong><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/275431826170893439-8713536794533647070?l=convencaodosautistas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Encosto de Bette Davis:noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-275431826170893439.post-89253424685268925902009-06-02T14:59:00.002-03:002009-08-11T03:40:22.839-03:00E o Conquista é campeão carioca de 2010...Diálogo entre dois seres que aguardavam atendimento:<div>Ser 1: Rapz... vc viu aó como o time do Conquista tá crescendo?</div><div>Ser 2: Pois é... cada ano que passa tá melhorando, daqui uns dois anos já dá pra ser campeão baiano.</div><div>Ser 1: Que nada moço, do jeito que tá indo, não vai disputar né campeonato baiano mais não, vai disputar é campeonato carioca, cempeonato paulista...</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/275431826170893439-8925342468526892590?l=convencaodosautistas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>A Irmãhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05053139715887164223noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-275431826170893439.post-42585700611746414332009-06-02T12:49:00.002-03:002009-08-11T03:45:43.324-03:00Post Piloto... Coitado do piloto...<a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_DGRZM8J9qBc/SiVKr6gsO8I/AAAAAAAAAg8/YR7Wtrh2R8k/s1600-h/Aeromoca1.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5342758651246164930" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 202px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 355px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_DGRZM8J9qBc/SiVKr6gsO8I/AAAAAAAAAg8/YR7Wtrh2R8k/s400/Aeromoca1.jpg" border="0" /></a> Olá Chuchus eu sou o <strong>Encosto de Bette Davis</strong>, e juntamente com <strong>a Panda</strong> e <strong>a Irmã</strong>, vamos fazer comentários desagradáveis sobre o que acontece nas vidas pessoais, no mundo e sub-mundos.<br /><br />Hoje estamos reunidas em video conferência para formular hipóteses sobre o avião Rio-Paris que simplesmente desapareceu.<br /><br />Veja o lado bom das desgraças da vida: Essa tragédia serviu para estreitar relações entre Brasil e França.<br /><br />Hipótese 1:<br /><br />Caiu todo mundo no senegal e os bem dotados de lá fizeram todos de escravos sexuais.<br /><em><span style="font-size:85%;">Por Encosto</span></em><br /><em><span style="font-size:85%;"></span></em><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">Hipótese 2 :</span><br /><em><span style="font-size:85%;"></span></em><br />Após longos minutos de estudos e reflexões acerca do fatídico desaparecimento do avião, concluí que o mesmo entrou em órbita e nesse exato momento está acoplado ao telescópio Hubble. E o ilustre príncipe brasileiro (com o jeitinho que é peculiar aos indivíduos dessa nacionalidade) está dando uma mãozinha na manutenção do referido equipamento.<br /><em><span style="font-size:85%;">Por A irmã</span></em><br /><em><span style="font-size:85%;"></span></em><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">Hipótese 3: </span><br /><em><span style="font-size:85%;"></span></em><br />Eu, como legítima e distante de(as)scendente da família real brasileira (tão distante que perdi a "nça" no meio do caminho), reservo-me ao direto dado pelo meu DNA, de dizer que o Príncipe só voltar a dar o ar da sua graça com o prazo mínimo de três dias, pois, está comendo água e pegando a aeromoça gostosa em Fernando de Noronha e ainda não se lembrou de avisar a família (isso acontece nas melhores famílias, inclusive nas Reais).<br /><em><span style="font-size:85%;">Por A Panda</span></em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/275431826170893439-4258570061174641433?l=convencaodosautistas.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Encosto de Bette Davis:noreply@blogger.com9